start kick\'n those nubs dude, or kidnap a midget and put a saddle on him.
I\'ve found in my experience, anyone who asks people to talk them out of suicide never have the balls to do it. What pisses me off the most are people who "try" to commit suicide, if you\'re so incompitent that you can\'t kill yourself, you probably derserve to die.
So moral of the story is, no one ever respects people who commit suicide as they\'re cowards. Suck it up, everyone faces some shit in their lives so quit being a little bitch. Now come\'er and give me a hug.