Ugh... I\'m pissed...

[MPTheory]

hahahhaaaa Thats funny as hell.

Swif always brings this up when he is in dire need of attention again.  What\'s wrong swif? girly not putting out at the moment?

Oh god, I\'m in like the same situation.

Originally posted by Phil
Swif always brings this up when he is in dire need of attention again.  What\'s wrong swif? girly not putting out at the moment?

Dude I broke up with this girl a year ago.

I meant your current one....well I assumed there was a current one.

Originally posted by Phil
I meant your current one....well I assumed there was a current one.

Yeah I dumped her two months ago.

A playa gotz to play.

You dumped the meheekin? So she was stealing your liqour wasn\'t she?

Nah, it wasn\'t that, she even was good at tiling the floors.

I actually broke up with her twice in the same month (April). I got into it really kinda iffy because I knew that if we started dating then it could possibly last all through college, and this scared the shit out of me. Here I am, surrounded by vaginas, and I\'m saying, "Oh no thanks, I\'ll just hit this one for 3 years, and then jackoff on a toilet seat thinking about these wasted years when I\'m 40."

So one night after she showed a shred of drama, I ended it.

Then we got back together again, partly because I felt bad and I thought that me being with her would make me happy. Ten days later, I finally came back to my senses and just told her that I\'m not ready for a relationship.

Right now my whole thought process in college is getting as much play as I can get, but if I come across something really really good, that is worth missing out on lots of fun, then I\'ll go for it, until then, I will spread the mighty flames of my firecrotch.

[Titan]

Originally posted by SwifDi
Yeah I dumped her two months ago.

A playa gotz to play.

Then why try to tie yourself down with a relationship? She wanted it and you thought with the wrong head? Atleast with a girlfriend, you are always guarenteed some sex (if she\'s into that. I know girls that are "saving themselves" for marriage. What a crock of shit). If you go to a party, you aren\'t always guarenteed, unless you have a good reputation, which you don\'t.

Originally posted by Titan
If you go to a party, you aren\'t always guarenteed, unless you have a good reputation, which you don\'t.

Good reputation? Wtf?

[Evi]

You can be at a party where nobody knows you and still score chicks. I don\'t see what a reputation has to do with anything.

At my school, its hard to get sex without having a girlfriend, but this isn\'t stopping me from getting my penis wet.

[Evi]

but this isn\'t stopping me from getting my penis wet.

That\'s what happens when you masturbate in the shower. It\'s called "wa---ter".

[Titan]

Originally posted by Samwise
Good reputation? Wtf?

I meant good reputation for giving good sex. Sheesh