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Offline GmanJoe

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Blaine is finally out of the box.
« on: October 20, 2003, 06:38:47 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-10-19-blaine-leaves-box_x.htm

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"I have learned more in that box than I have in years," Blaine said.


Then he\'s stupid. But he gets to boink his model girlfriend and has more money than me....so.....
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2003, 06:42:46 AM »
IF HE\'S SO SMART THEN HOWCOME HE\'S DEAD!?!? oh wait.. he\'s not. :P :P :P I\'d hafta say that box thing was purdy stupid. He\'s not gonna get any money out of it, save maybe a few fees from interviews and some such. I guess all the years he spent entertaining the crowds with his magic tricks afforded him the "right" to do this stupid stunt. BECAUSE IT IS REALLY DARNED STUPID. I mean, what\'s so intersting about a guy in a box.. put in a few snakes and spiders with him and then its interesting!
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2003, 07:18:26 AM »
Is it me or does Blaine sound like Forrest Gumps dumber brother?

I heard him being intervieved and couldn`t believe the patience of the reporter. I`d have slapped him silly and told him to sod off back to his box.


Life is like a box of chocolates.....only it`s a clear plastic box and it`s floating and....and.....life isn`t like a box of chocolates.
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2003, 12:02:25 PM »
I laughed when he burst into tears while making his speech.
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2003, 12:34:37 PM »
Let\'s list the things he could have possibly learned?


1) Inorder to maintain body weight, you must consume food.

2) It\'s tough to beat off in a glass box.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2003, 12:41:50 PM »
I think it\'s a fascinating study in human willpower and mental and physical strength... None of you would have lasted more than a day.
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2003, 12:48:49 PM »
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I think it\'s a fascinating study in human willpower and mental and physical strength... None of you would have lasted more than a day.


Coz we choose not to. Why? We got better things to do.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2003, 12:54:08 PM »
Still, let the man have his fun... Who really cares...
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2003, 01:39:29 PM »
YEah. He was there for attention. You\'re right. not. :)
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2003, 01:43:01 PM »
ummm yea

i never really believe the stupid stunts he pulls

there are ways to do these things

i mean no food for 44 days - riigggghhhhtttt. . .:rolleyes:
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2003, 02:02:44 PM »
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Still, let the man have his fun... Who really cares...



Not once in 44 days did he look like he was having fun.

The people who really make me laugh are the idiots who went to see him a started calling him names and telling him he was not fully compus mentus.........................like he didn`t already know!
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2003, 04:23:21 PM »
44 days without food for money?

Uhh, I\'d rather have a full stomach when I sleep than money at my feet.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2003, 10:34:24 AM »
I think I can sum the great man up perfectly in 1 sentence..........

David Blaine is a tit-biscuit
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2003, 10:37:38 AM »
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I think I can sum the great man up perfectly in 1 sentence..........

David Blaine is a tit-biscuit


Sounds delicious. Okay, tell us Yanks what the meaning of a tit-biscuit is. :) And why tits with biscuits? :p
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2003, 10:40:17 AM »
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Sounds delicious. Okay, tell us Yanks what the meaning of a tit-biscuit is. :) And why tits with biscuits? :p


It\'s not what you think it is, probably the exact opposite.

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do you know what a gobshite is?

Same meaning, different words.
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