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Offline Coredweller
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2003, 12:25:47 PM »
"Watch our for the cornhole, buddy."
"You know, the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear!!!!!"
-also Office Space
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2003, 12:52:46 PM »
Good Bad....I\'m the guy with the gun - Ash

First one that came to mind, although there are a whole lot more.
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2003, 12:58:31 PM »
Tommy Boy:

Tommy: "Does this suit make me look fat."

Richard: "No, your face does."

Half Baked:

$@#% you, $@#% you, $@#% you, you’re cool, $@#% you, and I’m out.

Billy Madison:
Mr. Madison, what you\'ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2003, 12:59:59 PM »
Some of my favorite quotes are from Steve Oedekerk\'s High Strung. Rather than just type them out, here\'s links to a couple of wavs from the movie:

http://www.i-mockery.com/oedekerk/sounds/snacktime.wav - Regarding whether or not to eat people if your life depended on it

http://www.i-mockery.com/oedekerk/sounds/devilbugs.wav - Regarding thoughts about the stupidity of flies.
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2003, 01:09:37 PM »
I was just wondering.....my favorite movie quote really would not have worked without the picture, would it?
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2003, 03:23:50 PM »
Gladiator

Maximus: "At my signal, unleash hell."
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2003, 04:33:02 PM »
oh my god I almost forgot.....

The law is coming! You tell them I\'m coming . . . and Hell\'s coming with me! You hear?! Hell\'s coming with me!
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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2003, 04:43:42 PM »
Billy Madison:

Billy: What day is it?
His friend, Norm: October?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
-Ahh its just a fleshwound!

Clerks
You sucked 36 dicks in a row?!?!

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I dont remember them exactly, but if you seen the movie, you know what part it is.
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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2003, 06:13:09 PM »
"What happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

"THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!"

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Brilliant.
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2003, 06:29:35 PM »
Oh, Clerks... plenty of quotes from that, but my favorite...


(After his gf reveals to him she\'s sucked over 30 dicks...)

(She exits the building)

Him, calling after her, "Hey don\'t go sucking any dicks on the way to the parking lot!"

(Some guy sitting against the wall, gets up and starts to follow her)

Him, "Hey get back here!"



Something along those lines.
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2003, 06:31:58 PM »
Half Baked:

"I know how to get him out, SELL WEED YO!"

"No, that\'s too risky"

4 hours later and still think...:

"I know how to get him out, SELL WEED YO!"

"You already said that!"

"I did?" *busy signal* marijuana affects the memory
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2003, 07:50:30 PM »
FMJ

"Did you parents have any children that lived?"


Office Space

"Oh yeah, let me tell you a little something about tps reports...."  
    -peter
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2003, 08:13:34 PM »
Squeal like a pig. -Deliverence
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2003, 03:04:18 PM »
Just because I just watched it:

No Holds Barred

Hulk Hogan beats up a bunch of guys and then grabs the driver of his limo out the car(to apparently beat him up too).

Hogan: *sniffing* WHATS THAT SMELL?
Driver: *blubbering* Doo-kie...

lol, I guess you had to be there.
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2003, 03:34:53 PM »
I forgot the best stuff from Glengarry Glenross.  Anyone who has not seen this movie is a complete idiot.

"PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.  Coffee is for closers only.  You think I\'m f**king with you?  I am not f**king with you."
"A.I.D.A.  Attention, Interest, Decision, Action.  Attention. Do I have your attention?  Interest.  Are you interested?  I know you are, because it\'s f**k or walk.  You close or you hit the bricks.  D - Decision.  Have you MADE YOUR DECISION FOR CHRIST?  And Action.  A-I-D-A."
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