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Offline ##RaCeR##
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2003, 07:26:24 PM »
would you die if you had your dick cut off right at the joining point? Like, where its attached to your stomach?
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2003, 09:08:08 PM »
Child Molesters:Spend a day with Luke

Murders: Spend a day with Luke

Rapists (Raping people 13+) :Spend a day with Luke

Thiefs:Spend a day with Luke

Murderers:Spend a day with Luke

Con-Artists:Spend a day with Luke

Corrupted Govt Officials:Spend a day with Luke

Corrupted Cops:Spend a day with Luke

Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :Spend a day with Luke

Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :Spend a day with Luke

Michael Jackson:Spend a day with Luke
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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2003, 12:23:38 AM »
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Michael Jackson:Spend a day with Luke

Is that wise? Luke might get hurt. :)
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2003, 04:32:36 PM »
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Other way around.

Luke is quite the "Thriller"!
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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2003, 06:01:13 PM »
Child Molesters: Have their penises cut off and preserved in a jar that is permanently mounted on their kitchen table.

Rapists (Raping people 13+) : Have their balls cut off and have them raped by a 400 pound inmate named Bubba.

Thiefs: have their possesions taken from them and a nice kick in the balls by ooseven.

Murderers: depending on the degree: big murders they die the same way as their victims. small murders, life imprisonment followed by a kick in the balls by ooseven

Con-Artists: all their money taken from them followed by a night with sammy

Corrupted Govt Officials: sent to France

Corrupted Cops: send to Greenland

Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) : Porn taken away from them.

Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) : sent to Scotland. I\'m sure ooseven will drive them insane.

Michael Jackson: remove all his plastic

Jar, good to see you back.
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2003, 04:32:08 PM »
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Michael Jackson: remove all his plastic


But then all the little boys and girls would be preggynent!

:eek: MINI-JACKO
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2003, 05:12:53 PM »
Spudz, don\'t you find it odd that you are on this taoism and peace-loving Buddism kick - yet you are sitting here talking about revenge and people not being "people" due to sexual preference. You\'re preaching hatred and revenge, two things that neither Taosim or Buddism preach.

If you are goin\' to find a "religion of the week" at least try to stick to it for a week.
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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2003, 12:29:29 AM »
I thought Spudz intention was to post a thread for us to post something funny.I dont think he is serious about this thread.
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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2003, 05:23:20 PM »
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Spudz, don\'t you find it odd that you are on this taoism and peace-loving Buddism kick - yet you are sitting here talking about revenge and people not being "people" due to sexual preference. You\'re preaching hatred and revenge, two things that neither Taosim or Buddism preach.


Not once have I said I was Taoist/Buddist.
I believe their intake on life is very interesting, and insightful, and has help me understand things; but I do not believe in it at whole.

I believe in living life.

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I thought Spudz intention was to post a thread for us to post something funny.I dont think he is serious about this thread.


Exactly, Its called a funny intention. So dont jump on my ass.
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2003, 05:59:02 PM »
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I believe in living life.


As long as it\'s not with another man, right?

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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2003, 08:08:49 PM »
Yessuree!
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