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Offline Samwise
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What\'s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
« on: November 27, 2003, 01:19:55 PM »
What\'s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

Acne doesn\'t come on your face until you\'re 15. :D
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2003, 01:29:34 PM »
Also you have to buy cream for acne. Michael Jackson gives you his for free.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2003, 02:14:01 PM »
:laughing:

Nice Kurt.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2003, 04:10:10 PM »
holy shit, did you guys hear?????....

The americans landed on the moon!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2003, 05:23:03 PM »
Don\'t forget to mention how Michael likes to splooge on young boys\' faces.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2003, 05:37:00 PM »
His skin is white because it\'s really caked-on semen! Har har har har, har har har har! *sigh*
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2003, 11:52:30 PM »
Q. What do Santa & Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave childrens bedrooms with empty sacks.

It\'s old I know, but then again, I heard the acne joke ages ago too, but with Gary Glitter instead of Jacko.
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2003, 12:46:24 AM »
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It\'s old I know, but then again, I heard the acne joke ages ago too, but with Gary Glitter instead of Jacko.

Heh, I actually hadn\'t heard it before yesterday. I thought it was pretty hilarious. :D
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2003, 02:15:20 AM »
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Heh, I actually hadn\'t heard it before yesterday. I thought it was pretty hilarious. :D


It was when I first heard it, I can even remember where and when it was too.
Me and a friend were in a pub, and they had karaoke on, the guy running it came out with that joke (as well as a few others) over the microphone. At the end of the night, he was sacked, I haven\'t heard anything of him since.
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2003, 03:00:26 AM »
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holy shit, did you guys hear?????....

The americans landed on the moon!!!!


Or did they....

<(Evil Laugh)>Muhahahahahahahahahaahah<(/Evil Laugh)>
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2003, 04:29:25 AM »
How do you know when it\'s time to go to bed in Neverland?

WHen the big hand touches the little hand.




What does KMart and Michael Jackson have in common?

Both have boys pants half off.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2003, 04:44:13 AM »
Someone should start an official psx2c "Michael Jackson general piss taking/jokes" thread.
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2003, 06:53:11 AM »
Never heard em before but they are piss funny...cheers guys!

here\'s another one...

Sir Cliff Richard,Roy "Chubby" Brown (a very dirty and funny English Comedian) and Michael Jackson are on the Titanic that fateful night and it hits the iceberg.
This woman comes running into the room they are staying in and she starts screaming that the ship is going to sink.

Cliff,the religious guy that he is stands up and says "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"

Chubby stands up not bothered about the kids and only concerned about himself says "F*CK THE CHILDREN"

Michael Jackson stands up and thinks for a moment and says "Do you think there\'s enough time Roy?"
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2003, 11:58:23 AM »
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We\'re fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
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