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Offline GmanJoe

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
« on: January 10, 2004, 07:09:09 AM »
Story wise, better than Snatch but Snatch was funnier.

Anyone else see this movie? If you liked Pulp Fiction, you\'ll like this movie. Only problem I had was keepig up with the heavy accent. If they all spoke like Richard Burns, I\'d understand much better. :)
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2004, 07:11:31 AM »
I had to use subtitles on it for a while until I could train my ear.  I liked that movie a lot. I loved the style of it.

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2004, 07:31:55 AM »
Yeah, old movie. :)

Pretty good tho\'. :gman:
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2004, 07:52:43 AM »
Yeah, I just got the movie last night. And by the way, it was before 2000. It was 1999. So, you\'re late too Vid. :D
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2004, 08:03:33 AM »
Well I can always fall back on good ole faithful...


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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2004, 09:06:20 AM »
It\'s a less mature version of \'Snatch\'. I prefer \'Snatch\', but still, \'Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels\' is a great film, unlike Guy Ritchie\'s last film, \'Swept Away\'.

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2004, 09:38:40 AM »
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Well I can always fall back on good ole faithful...


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Me too! :p

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It\'s a less mature version of \'Snatch\'. I prefer \'Snatch\', but still, \'Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels\' is a great film, unlike Guy Ritchie\'s last film, \'Swept Away\'.


Madonna forced him to. Such a waste of good film. "Film" as in the material.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2004, 09:39:02 AM »
Lock,Stock and two smoking barrels was made looooong before Snatch.Snatch was only funny to the people that hadn\'t seen LSATSB because Snatch was pretty much more of the same(a lot more Americanized(if that\'s a word))   :fro:



Still....I liked both movies.
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2004, 09:47:58 AM »
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Lock,Stock and two smoking barrels was made looooong before Snatch.Snatch was only funny to the people that hadn\'t seen LSATSB because Snatch was pretty much more of the same(a lot more Americanized(if that\'s a word))   :fro:



Still....I liked both movies.


Sntach was much more mature. The directing, the story, the actors, everything about that film was more mature than LSATSB.

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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2004, 06:04:41 PM »
Way off topic, but have any of you met a female that enjoy\'s these two movies?

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2004, 07:13:47 PM »
My fiance.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2004, 07:19:46 PM »
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My fiance.


Was she just being nice because you enjoy it? I have shown them to quite a few women, and the comment stupid always rears its ugly head. Then again maybe she was just referring to me.:(

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2004, 09:54:00 PM »
Nope. She prefers "Snatch" coz of the comedy aspect and the wild twisted plot. She was a bit confused with the heavy English accents in Lock Stock as well as the street slang they used but towards the end, she was enjoying the wild showdown among the different motley crew.
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2004, 07:05:03 AM »
I loved both movies, though I found Lock Stock to be the superior.

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2004, 07:08:44 PM »
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She prefers "Snatch" .


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