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Offline GmanJoe

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It\'s blue balls COLD outside!
« on: January 16, 2004, 09:53:55 PM »
Somebody hold me and give me some of your body heat! Come on! Where\'s the love? ;) BRRRRR!

I tested just to see how cold it was. I tried to pee and my dingdong was GONE! By the time I found it, my fingers froze and I couldn\'t get my fingers to close the zipper....so I had to walk from the tree to my car with my zipper open. And then I realized that I really HAD to pee! So I go back to the tree and try to do my best to get Corporal Dingdong out! Finally I got to pee and while I peed, it caused so much steam that another motorist stopped to see if I was trying to set the tree on fire!

Ugh....anyway....my pants got wet coz I peed partially in my pants coz...my little Private Dingdong (demoted to private coz he peed on me) shrank from the cold like turtle trying to hide.

That\'s my Friday night story. Oy it was cold! :eek:
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2004, 09:55:58 PM »
Schools have been cancelled for 3 days in a row where I live since you\'ll get frost bites if you go out for more than like 5 minutes.

It\'s like -45C with windchill. Hardcore up here in Canada.
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2004, 09:56:28 PM »
Interesting?

I\'d close this, but , it\'s to obsecure to even close. . . .

Plus, I don\'t  need or want members railing against me for closing threads, like a certain other m0d.

:D
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2004, 09:59:28 PM »
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Interesting?

I\'d close this, but , it\'s to obsecure to even close. . . .

Plus, I don\'t  need or want members railing against me for closing threads, like a certain other m0d.

:D


Thank you, oh great and wise Mod!

*prostrates before Zod....err...mod*
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2004, 10:09:17 PM »
Yeah right.
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2004, 10:10:13 PM »
Capcom\'s changed his avatarr like 100 times within the past hour.
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2004, 10:12:09 PM »
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Capcom\'s changed his avatarr like 100 times within the past hour.


Yeah. Well hopefully someone will see one they like and nominate it for best avy thread.:evil:
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2004, 10:12:21 PM »
My hands are now clean. And what in tarnation is that pulsating thing? That looks like a vagin...something. :p
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2004, 10:14:23 PM »
I am glad I am getting some damn due respect around here. Bow before me, your threads and posts depend on it.

As for Capcom and his avatar changing, I dig the new one. Pulsating vagina..
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2004, 10:14:48 PM »
It is band related. Someone here prob knows.
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2004, 10:16:25 PM »
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I am glad I am getting some damn due respect around here. Bow before me, your threads and posts depend on it.

As for Capcom and his avatar changing, I dig the new one. Pulsating vagina..



Rodney Dangerfield mixed with Zod is a scary thought.;)
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2004, 10:16:41 PM »
MAKE IT STOP! It\'s making me think dirty thoughts! The Major is at ATTEN-HUT! (he\'s been promoted again) :p
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2004, 10:20:34 PM »
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MAKE IT STOP! It\'s making me think dirty thoughts! The Major is at ATTEN-HUT! (he\'s been promoted again) :p


I would hate to see your sick porn collection if this does somthing for you.:eek:

Btw bananna\'s are a falic symbol also. Think of all the females you are getting in a tissy.:D
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2004, 10:22:34 PM »
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I would hate to see your sick porn collection if this does somthing for you.:eek:

Btw bananna\'s are a falic symbol also. Think of all the females you are getting in a tissy.:D


No more porn collection. I\'m about to get married and so I had to toss all my kitten killing material into the trash can. :(
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Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2004, 10:25:10 PM »
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No more porn collection. I\'m about to get married and so I had to toss all my kitten killing material into the trash can. :(


Wives may come and go, but a good kitten killing collection will never leave you.
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