I would like to die like my Grandma did.
It was her birthday, we were having a dinner party for her, she sat in her recliner for her afternoon nap before she came to our house, and had a stroke in her sleep. I just picture her thinking about the party, and seeing all us grandkids...
When she didn\'t show up or answer the phone, we had a neighbor see what was up. She was in her chair with her poodle still in her lap.
I\'ll probably die from rockstar disease, get so drunk that I drown in my own vomit.