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People in Taiwan are covered in Sperm whale chunks.
« on: January 28, 2004, 07:48:03 AM »
http://www.etaiwannews.com/Taiwan/2004/01/27/1075168255.htm

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A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts.

Certified by authorities as the largest beached whale on record in Taiwan, the 17-meter 50-ton carcass was being transported by a flat-bed trailer-truck to a special research location after National Cheng Kung University officials and security guards refused to allow the whale on campus.

"The animal was close to death when someone found it beached on shore on Saturday... Because of the natural decomposing process, a lot of gases accumulated, and when the pressure buildup was too great, the whale\'s belly just exploded and spilled blood and the innards on the street," Wang said.

Despite the explosion, enough of the whale remained intact that it will still be transported to the \'Shi-Tsao Natural Preserve\' for a scientific examination, Wang added.

Local news reports showed a number of people who had gathered to take photographs of the whale before it exploded in Tainan City, as well as residents and shop owners following the explosion. Many were wearing gauze-masks and trying to clean up the spilled blood and the entrails with brushes and brooms.

"What a stinking mess! This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," said one resident.
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People in Taiwan are covered in Sperm whale chunks.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2004, 07:59:12 AM »
Hmmmmm, people covered in chunks of sperm..............
I can\'t think where I have seen that before ;)

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2004, 08:07:46 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2004, 08:25:46 AM »
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A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts



Christ :eek:...

I didn\'t know they could do THAT...

no wonder the Japanese & Icelanders want to harpoon the crap out of them ;)
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2004, 09:11:42 AM »
How many sushi bars have lined up to get this meat, dirt cheap?
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2004, 11:12:15 AM »
This video has been around for a long time.

Different story, but very funny.

http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2004, 11:31:10 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2004, 11:57:51 AM »
I remember when I use to live in Dillingham (Small fishing community in Alaska) me and my friends would skip recess and go to the beach to annihalate the beached beluga whales.

Well one time, my friend got enough gutss to go and kick it. It popped and got all over his clothes. He probably had to bathe 30 times before the stench got out of him.

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2004, 03:12:34 PM »
Yeah, back then you were never bored cuz there was always something to do. I miss those day :(

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2004, 04:53:14 PM »
It was a sperm what and they\'re talking to a dude named Wang.  How funny is that?  ...very
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2004, 11:25:25 AM »
Pics!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

Apparently, the penis of this Sperm Whale is also drawing a lot of attention!
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2004, 11:29:09 AM »
They call it a sperm whale for a reason.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2004, 11:31:11 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2004, 12:01:14 PM »
More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to \'experience\' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.


what a bunch of freaks
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2004, 01:52:55 PM »
It ate a moped?!

 

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