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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2004, 05:15:13 AM »
We got a nicely tanned, brunette white girl. She was HOT! VERY shapely and cute. Her waist line was small and her hips were perfect for birthing babies. She had a flat stomach and very lucious breasts. I guess a 36C or D. The lap dancing was private and since I was the host, I got to uh....well....I turned her on. :D

I guess she\'s new to this sort of thing coz she was nervous at first. After I eased her mind by speaking with her for a about 20 minutes, she lapped danced everyone. I was the last. :D And I got the best dance. Let\'s just say that since she is new to this sort of thing, she seemed VERY turned on. Her breasts seemed to have gotten bigger (that\'s normal, kids, women\'s lips and breasts become engorged with blood when they\'re turned on).

But, being the faithful engaged man that I am, I had to turn her "bonus" offer down. :) *sigh*
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2004, 05:20:18 AM »
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But, being the faithful engaged man that I am, I had to turn her "bonus" offer down. :) *sigh*



Idiot.
Idiot, I say.
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2004, 05:22:06 AM »
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Idiot.
Idiot, I say.
:)


Yes yes yes.....I am a fool. Man, I think about a lot. But I doubt I could live with myself if I was unfaithful. :(
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2004, 05:36:11 AM »
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Yes yes yes.....I am a fool. Man, I think about a lot. But I doubt I could live with myself if I was unfaithful. :(


You\'re not married yet. It wouldn\'t count!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2004, 05:43:39 AM »
DON\'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!

I would use her poonani out of lust and I know how to make her enjoy it more and I! But if I still have the wolfish personality I once had, I may not be able to stop from HITTING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! And then I\'ll be back to "damn, who do I choose" scenerio.

Nope. nuh-uh. :)
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2004, 05:46:28 AM »
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DON\'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!

I would use her poonani out of lust and I know how to make her enjoy it more and I! But if I still have the wolfish personality I once had, I may not be able to stop from HITTING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! And then I\'ll be back to "damn, who do I choose" scenerio.

Nope. nuh-uh. :)


I just want you to know, that since you didn\'t do it, this girl will haunt you forever. When you\'re married and your wife is annoying you or your sex life is going downhill, you\'ll wonder what could of been, if you had only slept with the very , very hot stripper...just once.
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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2004, 05:53:05 AM »
*covers eyes*

I\'m NOT READING THIS! NA NA NEE BOO BOO! Oooh! Lookie! It\'s an airplane in da sky! And the clouds! They look like that stipper\'s boobs! NOOOOO! *closes eyes and sees breasts being suckled by me*

NOOOOOO! :eek:
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2004, 08:01:49 AM »
Special brownie points for you for doing the right thing!  That would be hard to resist...
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2004, 08:14:54 AM »
:nopics:

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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2004, 01:01:23 PM »
Yeah, Gman you did the right thing.

Although- I guess it cancels out by actually getting a stripper, but okay.

You shouldve had one of your friends **** her, and you film it. :laughing:
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2004, 01:34:37 PM »
asian and nice sized natural ones, c should be good
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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2004, 03:33:05 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2004, 04:32:18 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2004, 04:38:07 PM »
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asian and nice sized natural ones, c should be good


Someone should tell this guy that GMan already had the party so his input is pointless...

(Read the whole thread before responding, next time...)
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« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2004, 06:16:14 PM »
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What a great mod.


I\'m not a mod.
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