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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2004, 10:47:41 AM »
UPDATE:

Alice Pike, the woman who gained national attention with her fake $1 million bill, says it\'s all a big misunderstanding.
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In an interview Wednesday from the Newton County Jail, Pike said she never intended to use the fake money to try to buy $1,671.55 in clothes from a Covington Wal-Mart.
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But she did think the bill was real.
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"You can\'t keep up with the U.S. Treasury [Department]," said Pike, 35, of Porterdale.
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When she was arrested Friday, Pike told police she got the money — which turned out to be a novelty bill that can be bought at a gag shop — from her estranged husband, a coin collector.
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Pike said she tried to buy the clothes — T-shirts, shoes, beachwear, beach bags and other items — with two Wal-Mart cards.
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But the cashier told Pike she had only a total of $2.32 credit available.
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That\'s when Pike says she pulled a bill from her purse with the image of the Statue of Liberty in the center and "1,000,000" on each corner.
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"All I\'ve got is this," Pike recalled telling the cashier.
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"I wasn\'t trying to pass off the bill," said Pike. "That\'s ridiculous."
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Wal-Mart, however, offered a different version.
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Store management said Pike tried to pay for the items with the fake money and even asked for change, according to a Covington Police Department report.
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Police will pass along their findings to District Attorney Ken Wynne, who said he is waiting to see the Police Department\'s final report before deciding whether to prosecute Pike on charges of first-degree forgery.
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Pike, who says she collects disability because of a mental disorder, is being represented by a public defender.
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John Strauss, Newton\'s public defender, did not return calls Wednesday.
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In the meantime, Pike says she\'s aware of all of the jokes and media attention (the incident was mentioned on the "Today" show) that have come her way.
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She appeared unfazed.
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"It\'s the irony of life," she said. "Something to write about."
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2004, 10:52:00 AM »


She has.....a man\'s face.
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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2004, 04:15:56 PM »
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How the hell do you spend $1,672.00 at Wal Mart?


Yeah exactly.

LIke 500 dollars is amazing. 1,000 is like wtf. Anything over 1,000 is like WHAT THE ****.
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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2004, 08:35:27 PM »
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What\'s truly amazing is that this dummy still went to Wal-Mart with a million dollars. If I "thought" I had a real million, I\'d be shopping at a more upscale store.....like K-Mart or Target. :p


*high fives*

Yeah, I know you\'re being sarcastic, but still, Target > Wal-Mart.

And wow, imagine putting away 1600 bucks worth of go-backs.

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2004, 02:25:30 AM »
She thought she had one million real dollars (or more) in her pocket and she decides to shop at Walmart? :laughing:
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2004, 06:17:27 AM »
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She thought she had one million real dollars (or more) in her pocket and she decides to shop at Walmart? :laughing:


I said this already. Hobbits are always too late.
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2004, 12:42:04 PM »
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You eat food at Walmart?!?!


Ummm yeah... They have Grocery stores in them.. Thats where I get all my food.

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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2004, 12:50:15 PM »
I\'m waiting for someone to make an avatar out of her pic. ;)

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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2004, 12:53:43 PM »
no one wants to see that shit on a constant basis man.

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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2004, 06:33:51 PM »
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You eat food at Walmart?!?!


If I\'m there and hungry I\'d grab something (but theres a McDonalds in the Walmart I believe and right outside is another McDonalds. Crazy :eek: )
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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2004, 04:01:46 PM »
There can\'t be anything lower than dining at the McDonalds, in the Walmart.

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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2004, 06:13:17 PM »
If I\'m hungry, why go out of my way to get something to eat when there\'s the same crappy food right there? Well, unless its the Walmart nearest me. Then I just go to the McDonalds thats in that same shopping mall.
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2004, 08:07:54 PM »
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There can\'t be anything lower than dining at the McDonalds, in the Walmart.


Damn, wait we already covered this with you.

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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2004, 08:57:56 PM »
Yes, yes... I actually took my gf to McDonalds on our first date. It was next to an Auto Zone.

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The shame is still unbearable to say the least.

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« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2004, 09:04:48 PM »
Haha, didn\'t mean it like that but this is good enough for me.

 

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