Last night I heard a car wreck outside, so I went to check it out. Some car ran into a garbage can across the street, they had to have been going about 30-40 mph, and absolutly creamed the plastic trash can. Then they slammed it in reverse, and sped away. The whole neighborhood was out checking it out, and I yelled "check the can for his license plate.", and sure enough, embedded in the crunched can was the dip shits license plate. So we called the cops, and they got his plate. While they were their, I pointed out that he should be easy to follow, as he ruptured his radiator and their was a thick trail of water flowing from his car, that you could see all the way down the street. Where the water ends, you\'ll find the idiot in his broke ass car.
