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Offline videoholic

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« on: April 14, 2004, 07:00:44 PM »
I just received this email:
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Dear Sir/Madam,

I am a chartered accountant by profession acting as an investment consultant to very discreet clients in sub-sahara Africa.

My clients ranges from retired and serving Heads of States,Army generals,Ministers,Top government functionaries to private and distinguished individuals whose privacy is shrouded in topmost secrecy.

One of my client, an Ex-President have mandated me to seek for a reputable and well established individual to help channel some funds into profitable investment under his management.
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The proposed investment funds is an estimated $50mUsd which is presently held in a vault in Western Europe.

I hope you will treat my request with expediency as time is of great importance to my client.

Thank you.

Sam Jackson.


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Herbalife Independent Distributor








Don\'t worry, I\'ve already contacted them and the 50 million is safe.
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2004, 07:08:20 PM »
that mother****ing mother****er wants you mother****er
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2004, 08:10:14 PM »
^^
classic

btw, you suck because you beat me to the punch
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2004, 04:20:06 AM »
damn, the only peeps who offer me these deals are like Mbutu Gnonononggng from Swahili....
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2004, 05:21:51 AM »
I got one of those emails a couple weeks ago.  I fell for it though and lost my life savings.

Live and learn.

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2004, 05:45:28 AM »
What????

You mean this is a scam?
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2004, 06:11:29 AM »
Bah. Such a well-written e-mail can *not* be a scam. Look, they even have an ex-president in their staff!
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2004, 06:33:50 AM »
It must be true.  They called you Sir/Madam and have money in Western Europe.

-Dan
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2004, 11:51:11 AM »
****ing spam, they\'re destroying the net.
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2004, 09:16:58 PM »
That\'s not too impressive though, cause it\'s mass-email.

My parents got a hand-written four page letter postmarked from Nigeria a few years ago when these scams were just about getting your money.  Now of course, they\'re often nastier ... about getting you to Africa where they can hold you for ransom.
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2004, 06:57:24 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2004, 07:55:34 AM »
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Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil
****ing spam, they\'re destroying the net.


Actually the companies such as Amazon.com did that long ago. The spammers are just adding fuel to the fire.
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2004, 02:42:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Eiksirf
I got one of those emails a couple weeks ago.  I fell for it though and lost my life savings.

Live and learn.

-Dan


Is that true man?
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2004, 03:15:19 AM »
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Is that true man?

Hah, yeah I\'m sure it is. He no likey sarcasm. :p
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