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« on: April 24, 2004, 04:24:59 PM »
But why is it still hard for me to find a date? I saw this when I logged onto Netscape\'s homepage. Kind of interesting. Looks like theomen is out of luck :p

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/package.jsp?name=fte/scrawnymen/scrawnymen
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2004, 04:48:13 PM »
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women really do prefer scrawny over brawny. Think Ray Romano instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

But compared to Ray Romano I am Steve Urkel.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2004, 04:55:15 PM »
THX it\'s time for you to hit the gym, and BUY lot\'s of PROLAB N-LARGE  2 (it\'s a weight gainer)

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2004, 05:12:22 PM »
I don\'t want to be buff, but definitely not scrawny. I\'m trying to reach the perfect medium.

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2004, 05:31:24 PM »
I\'m not scrawny, but not buff by any stretch.

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2004, 06:06:22 PM »
I think these are the same studies that find that men don\'t like women with small waists and big breasts.  I have yet to have a chick grope me and say, think you could loose some inches on you arms.  I know some women may dislike strong men, but in my experience it has been nothing but good comments.

*edit, just read it all the way
It seems as though they find buff dudes hotter, but don\'t think they\'ll be faithfull or have a good personality.  I guess little dudes automatically rock when it comes to personality.  Seems very sexist...or err... size-est.  That\'s like me saying blondes are hotter, but I\'d never date one because they\'re all mildly retarded.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2004, 06:09:55 PM »
Yeah its pretty stupid, although I must admit that all buff guys are porn stars.

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2004, 06:13:31 PM »
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I don\'t want to be buff, but definitely not scrawny. I\'m trying to reach the perfect medium.


Same here. I don\'t want to be super buffed but I am stick thin and need to gain weight (target weight 160-70 of muscle as opposed to 130. gonna do it over the summer), especially for lacrosse. But I don\'t want to be too buffed because I just don\'t want to be. I want to be somewhere in the middle.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2004, 06:42:29 PM »
Let me sum up the article for those who are to lazy to read.


Women find buff men more sexual, meaning, buffed men get a lot of good one night stands. However, when the woman wants to settle down, ruin a man\'s life and marry him, they tend to pick scrawny men who can easily be dominated and have less a chance of cheating, due to the fact other women don\'t find them sexy. So, the point being, if you are not buffed, don\'t expect to be banging hot chicks, but expect to eventually marry a chick that was once hot, but now has gained 50 lbs and just wants to marry you and make you a slave.

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2004, 06:52:45 PM »
I\'ve been told I make a good husband.....:(
Wrong. There are two other people who can.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2004, 07:03:56 PM »
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Let me sum up the article for those who are to lazy to read.


Women find buff men more sexual, meaning, buffed men get a lot of good one night stands. However, when the woman wants to settle down, ruin a man\'s life and marry him, they tend to pick scrawny men who can easily be dominated and have less a chance of cheating, due to the fact other women don\'t find them sexy. So, the point being, if you are not buffed, don\'t expect to be banging hot chicks, but expect to eventually marry a chick that was once hot, but now has gained 50 lbs and just wants to marry you and make you a slave.


Another very uplifting and optimistic post by LIC.
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2004, 07:42:47 PM »
Gotta love LIC.

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2004, 07:45:53 PM »
Just doing my job, which in this case was to sum up the article and put in realistic terms, instead of stats and other things that are just covering up the basic facts. Or should I say, making the basic facts a tad prettier and more appealing.

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2004, 08:16:24 PM »
Whoa LIC... that was awesome.

And very true.

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2004, 09:33:10 PM »
Yeah while I do agree with LIC. It all boils down to how much game and money you have. While my cousin who is a big guy seems to get some the finest girls around.

Ppl be shocked to see the level of women he is able to pull. His game is masterful I have no idea how he does it.
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