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Offline videoholic

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Dang Swifdi, lay off the gel
« on: May 18, 2004, 06:22:26 AM »
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.


After DI (AKA Freestylah) checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room\'s trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff\'s deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can\'t be used
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 06:24:08 AM »
If only vaseline was flamable....they could clean up the guy with just one match.
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Offline videoholic

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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 06:41:13 AM »
How would you clean this room?  Vaseline is some nasty stuff.  I still have some on my penis from 1986.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 06:48:31 AM »
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How would you clean this room?  Vaseline is some nasty stuff.  I still have some one my penis from 1986.


Vaseline on yer wang? Well.....better to be the pitcher than the catcher. :)
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Dang Swifdi, lay off the gel
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 07:31:57 AM »
Why? Thats all I want to know...why
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 09:13:47 AM »
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I love being covered in vaseline, it... feels so squishy between my toes


I don\'t really see how in the world vaseline on the TV would have helped that guys... um... extracurricular activities...
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Re: Dang Swifdi, lay off the gel
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 09:29:01 AM »
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Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

 


I thought you said it was SwifDi...

Get your story straight...
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 10:04:31 AM »
Well I guess we all know what Swifdi\'s last name is now.
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2004, 11:48:35 AM »
He sounds like a "slippery" character.
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2004, 12:55:59 PM »
Didier Chamberlain. That\'s it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2004, 12:59:13 PM »
why do you think he covered the entire room with it?  Thats friggin weird.  Do you think it was some kind of prank or is he just one phucked up individual?

haha, could you imagine walking in on something like that??
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2004, 02:56:01 PM »
HE aparently did 3 seperate hotels.  Heard them talking to the hotel desk clerk on the radio today.
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2004, 03:32:52 PM »
What a sick bastard.
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