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Offline luckee
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« on: May 18, 2004, 12:42:14 PM »
Too funny


Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren\'t having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 12:44:08 PM »
Just heard about this on the radio.



Frickin\' amazing.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 12:45:12 PM »
Sex therapy?

Go buy a porno for $15 and save...
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 01:01:09 PM »
I find it hard to believe to be honest. How could they have avoided sex talk when they were growing up at school etc.

Also what do they think that people are doing in sex scenes in the movies?

Fools!!!

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 01:02:20 PM »
wasnt there a skit like this on MAD TV once?  Funny shite

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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 01:03:46 PM »
even Amish people know about sex. Its a sad sad world
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 01:25:17 PM »
wtf, bssssss

Sex comes natural.  Unless they sleep in different rooms and the woman never saw a wang.... bleh they have to be retarded.

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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 01:47:21 PM »
Duhhhh.. deh aran\'t wetodid....  waht is a wang?????
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2004, 03:39:47 PM »
Damn, I knew more than this couple when I was 8. Damn. How can they go through life and not know what sex is?
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2004, 04:24:31 PM »
Even if society never talked about sex, humans have most the neccicary instincts.... But i guess I could see this happening.
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2004, 07:53:53 PM »
Yeah...it\'s basic instincts. You don\'t have to be educated to know what sex is. They may still not know that sex is what makes children, like in the third world countries where they believe that the gods make them pregnant like in Africa and whatnot, but sex is a natural thing. Maybe their religious upbringing just made them afraid to even talk about something like that.

Whatever the reason, it\'s stilll a funny story.

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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2004, 08:06:35 PM »
This cant be possible, like the above said it\'s all instinct.  Also, with the addition of hormones there just seems no way they could of avoided having sex, even if they knew little about it.
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2004, 06:48:03 AM »
This simply cannot be true.
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2004, 06:50:16 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2004, 11:31:40 AM »
maybe the couple in question are both butt ugly..got naked looked at one another and said "naw..never mind" :p...this story is bulls**t..there\'s no way they could not have known about sex..as psx..j stated hormones would hav egotten in the way at some point in time..
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