*scopes around the room* (will make sense later)
1. What\'s the Cuban national anthem?
Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They\'re hiring.
6. Why aren\'t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they\'re not going to work in the future either
7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
8. Why do drivers\' education classes in Redneck schools use the cars only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
9. What\'s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
11. What\'s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y\'all ain\'t gonna believe this shit..."
12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the KluKluxKlan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
13 . Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one\'s tall enough to go on the good rides
14. What does that dot on the Indian guys head mean at the 7-11?
It means the coffee is ready
15. how many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
doesnt matter, they dont use easy bake ovens anyways....
16.There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN.
This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.
Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that\'s a crowbar from Sears.
17. An old jew is dying and is at his deathbed calling to his family.
"Sarah, my wife... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I\'m here my love", she replies.
"Judith, My daugther... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I\'m here father", she replies.
"David, my son... Are You Here ?", he asks.
"I\'m here father", he replies.
Then old Jew asks: "Then who in the hell is minding the store ?"
18. What do you call a black wearing a suit?
The accused!
19. What do you get if you cross a Mexican with a black?
A guy who is too lazy to steal!
20. Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
21. How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a manhole!
22. Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free!
23. What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement?
A whine cellar!
24. What do you get if you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter?
A full set of teeth!
25. What do Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Kabul have in common?
The USA have bombed the shit out of all of them!
26. What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
They go over to the West Bank and the Gaza Strip and get stoned!
27. How can you tell if a kid is half black and half Irish?
He is running down the street with your bike in his arms!
28. Why do Welsh horses run so fast?
Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep!
29. Did you hear about the homosexual Red Indian?
He was a brave sucker!
30. What\'s long and hard that a Greek bride get\'s on her wedding night?
A new last name!
31. Have you heard of the worlds smallest books?
\'Irish wit and wisdom\'
\'Jewish business ethics\'
\'Italian War heroes\'
\'Negroes I have met while yachting\'
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
