If you were Me. (SwifDi, Vapor Snake, FreeStylah, etc.)

I\'m going to post true and trivial occurences that happen to me on a daily basis, and you will reply with what you would seriously do. I understand we all love to be comedians, but it would be much more insightful to see what you guys would actually do in a similiar situation. Let me warm you up with two of them:

1. You\'re at your girlfriend\'s graduation party, and a coworker and friend of both of yours is invited. Upon his arrival, he hands your girlfriend a rose with a cute little white bear (fake of course) attached to it. When you gaze closer, you notice that the bear is holding a little red heart with the words, "I love you" engraved into it. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]

2. Once again, at your girlfriend\'s graduation party. One of your really good friends (*cough*Stapler*cough*) happens to have a digital camera with him. A select few of the pictures are of the backsides of various girls that attend our school. Your friend then goes up to your girlfriend and explains to her how you took those pictures. Keep in mind, this is actually the SECOND time this friend has done this. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]

*UPDATE*
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TheStaplerRCU (12:07:53 AM): i didnt show her the pics of the girls, i showed her the pic of mr mcculloch
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:03 AM): YOU LIE
TheStaplerRCU (12:08:09 AM): seriously
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:15 AM): really?
TheStaplerRCU (12:08:44 AM): yeah it was a hell of a time trying to create an "interesting" story about that...
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:58 AM): meh
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Ok, so he didn\'t do it a second time. But he still did it before!
More to come. Keep in mind, try and seriously reflect upon each situation and seriously explain what you would do in the situation if it were you. I would like the outside discussion to a minimum, and the comedians to not be afraid to post something with specific relevance to the thread.

Also... if the situation appears to appear vague to you and you need more details to specifically determine your personal course of action, I will do my best to aid you with as detailed of a setting as I can possibly give.

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(1) I\'d assume my girl was cheating on me, which is always highly likely.

(2) I\'d laugh.

Serious responses.

Oh right... let me share mine.

(1) I played it cool, not going to show that it bothered me, when in reality it kind of pissed me off. I think it is extremely rude to do something like that, moreso he had to know I was going to be there. It was a kick in the face if anything.

(2) Laughed; then shifted blame on the friend.

The whole reason I went up to Jay was to get a rise out of you Apparently it worked. I switched the pictures as I walked up to her.

Hah, all I heard her say was, "Who is that?" in a very confused voice.

1. Ask him what\'s up
2. My gf would be ok with it and ask to see the pictures (seriously)

1. be cool about it, cause a girl would think you wouldn\'t trust her had you not been cool about it. (although kicking the guy in the nuts when she ain\'t watching is a good choice too )

2. just go with it for a while for the fun of it and then tell her the truth

1) Ask him if he wouldn\'t mind a 3 some.. come-on lets face it she really wants his "MEAT"...more than yours...then log on here and post Ugh i am Pissed part 4 because you spent the majority of the 3 some watching this dood doing it with your girlfriend and you where forced to watch.

2) Say you took them... and its ok because your secretly ghey and you guys are allowed to do that kind of thing because it does matter because your GHEY !

1) More important is watching to see what your girl does. No point in acting up if old girl isn\'t sweating it.

1. You\'re at your girlfriend\'s graduation party, and a coworker and friend of both of yours is invited. Upon his arrival, he hands your girlfriend a rose with a cute little white bear (fake of course) attached to it. When you gaze closer, you notice that the bear is holding a little red heart with the words, "I love you" engraved into it. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Her reaction is just as important as anything just as Black Samurai said, but being a little jealous is ok as well.  Sometimes, it can be a cute thing to girls and a symbol to show that you do care what\'s going on off and on the court if you catch my meaning.  Don\'t overdo it though -- you don\'t want to seem needy and posessive.  It\'s a fine line, but anyone going to ND can walk it without tipping over drunk, I\'m sure.  Or not... Let us know.  

Important clues...That could mean that … While you wher  at the party…your girlfirend and this dood wasn’t upstairs in a bedroom playing Hide the sausage.... With him spanking her naked @rse shouting "Yeah ....come get some".

1)It is important to say whether or not your girlfirend left your sight for any (long) time periods during the party.

2)Also has your girlfriend been with you up to and after the event...any changes in your sex life for example ?

3)Has she explained this incident in anyway that satisfies your fears that she wasn’t cheating on you ?

4) Has she made any excuses not to be with you ..cancelling dates and other meetings ?

5)has she aquired any more gifts that you konw for a fact wheren\'t from you ?

[GmanJoe]

1. The guy likes your GF. If you have enough faith that she would brush off his "hints", you\'re fine. If you think here feelings (especially at such a young age when girls are still searching for the best mate) can be swayed, it\'s time for you to make you\'re relationship "new" again. Sponteneaty can be fun.

2. He\'s joking. If she knows you didn\'t do it, then don\'t worry about it.

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

1.  Beat the living piss outta that guy for having no respect for you.  I wouldn\'t do it outta jealousy, just for having no respect.
If he knew you were gonna be there, beat his ass even more.  Personally, my gf would agree with me. If a guy that I knew walked up to her and gave her roses and some frigging bear.  Not only does that show her he has no respect for her wishes, but he has no respect for mine.   So she’d gladly let me kick his ass.    If its a dood you\'re not friends with or even know. Then i\'d ignore it.

2. Tell her the truth, she doesn\'t believe you stiff shit.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
1.  Beat the living piss outta that guy for having no respect for you.  I wouldn\'t do it outta jealousy, just for having no respect.
If he knew you were gonna be there, beat his ass even more.  Personally, my gf would agree with me. If a guy that I knew walked up to her and gave her roses and some frigging bear.  Not only does that show her he has no respect for her wishes, but he has no respect for mine.   So she’d gladly let me kick his ass.    If its a dood you\'re not friends with or even know. Then i\'d ignore it.

2. Tell her the truth, she doesn\'t believe you stiff shit.

Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.

Originally posted by GmanJoe
Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.

Exactly …. The minute you fight over someone.. you have lost them.

If your partner truly loves you or if love is too strong a word …he/she “likes” you.

Then the attentions of another wont be an issue to your relationship.

The only time it does become an issue is if this other person don’t take the hint that you’re a happy couple and become some sort of stalker….

When that happens you should stand united and basically tell who ever it is to.. F OFF