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« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2004, 02:04:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Bozco
For the second, just make fun of him for his lack of girls till he jumps off a bridge or attacks you.


1. No lack of girls here
2. Di took the picture, he just didn\'t want her to see it.

My scenario:
You lend your good friend your digital camera for a few minutes while you use the restroom. When you get it back, you see pictures of girls tooshes (no complaints here), but you see a group of guys standing at the stalls draining the main vein. Two days later, you see his gf. WHAT DO YOU DO?
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« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2004, 03:20:57 PM »
1.   Ask the coworker what that is all about.  Upon reply, punch his lights out.

2.  Ask your friend why you would be taking pictures of her ass when you have seen it before....   (but since this is Vapor were talking about, deny taking them)
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« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2004, 04:59:35 PM »
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Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...

You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]


Give her up and enjoy college.

DO NOT GO TO COLLEGE WITH A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

You will miss out on so much.  If it\'s meant to be, you can always hook up with her when you graduate college.

It\'s sucks, but it\'s true.  I wish someone would have told me.
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« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2004, 09:13:34 PM »
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Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
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Come on LICky, we all know that you\'re a big baby who\'s afraid of getting into fights. If you were a big badass like Sooly, and knew you could easily win a fight, you\'d bust every second person up.

1/ Get a little jealous, make sure she knows. Don\'t overdo it. If he does it again, I\'d have a stern talk to him.

2/ You\'re a ****head. Laugh it off.

3/ Go to college, make sure that you both know that you\'re single and going to college to enjoy everything it has to offer. You love her dearly and will always love her dearly, but it\'s inevitable. If, however, after college, or in between college you two meet up and the spark is still there, definately chase it. Do not miss out on the college (life / sexual) experiences.

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« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2004, 10:30:52 PM »
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How the fock u have a GF for 5 years when you\'re an argumentitive computer nerd?  No offense I just wanna know your secret ;)

 


Was friends with her in high school.   Meet up with her a few months after. Started dating and still with her today.    Didn\'t think there was a secret to having a gf for 5 years.  

My Gf says it’s because she is not into pcs. So there are no conflictions.



Pansies can let their so called mates flirt and crack onto their gfs all they want.  I don\'t put up with crap like that.  I\'m sure most of you probably have mates that still continue to do it today, knowing you won\'t do jack s@#t about it.  Because you\'re really just afraid to fight.  

You don\'t need mates that flirt with your gf.  So why bother having any respect for them by "talking" to them.  Sure you can talk, and a few days or weeks later you\'ll most likely be having the same little talk.
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« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2004, 11:11:25 PM »
Great responses... I like Bobs view on the last subject...

I\'ll have another one tomorrow hopefully but I\'m going to say that tonight at dinner I told my girlfriend that whenever she could arrange a time in her hectic schedule, that I can sit her down and talk to her about everything I feel at the moment in terms of college and our future. When I told her about it she seemed a little worrisome, but I reassured her it was nothing bad.

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« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2004, 11:26:42 PM »
Don\'t want to drag this too far offtopic, but here are some graduation pictures for your viewing enjoyment.

This is my gf doing an awesome job on her public speaking.

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« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2004, 11:28:44 PM »
Here is an individual picture of my beautiful girlfriend after the graduation. I gave her those flowers, before any crazy coworkers could.

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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2004, 11:32:31 PM »
And of course, yours truly, pimpin the ND colors with my shirt and tie. My graduation was earlier that morning, and I didn\'t bring my digital camera too it, so all I have our pictures from her graduation. Definitely a day to remember.

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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2004, 11:46:52 PM »
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My scenario:
You lend your good friend your digital camera for a few minutes while you use the restroom. When you get it back, you see pictures of girls tooshes (no complaints here), but you see a group of guys standing at the stalls draining the main vein. Two days later, you see his gf. WHAT DO YOU DO?


:rolleyes:

:nopics:

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« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2004, 12:56:35 AM »
Well, I speak from experience w/long distance relationships. Mine just ended today..... :(

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« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2004, 03:29:15 AM »
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Great responses... I like Bobs view on the last subject...



Um, he said exaclty what I said earlier.  

Friggen copier.
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« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2004, 04:03:43 AM »
If she were my girlfriend, I\'d have hit her poonanie 500 times already. And there\'s only 365 days in a year. :D From the age of 15 to 24, my life was nothing but sex, cars and school! :D
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Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

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« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2004, 05:21:07 AM »
Here\'s the problem.


Swifdi realizes she is way out of his league and he thinks that he won\'t be able to find anything like her in college.

You know what, he\'s probably right.  ;)
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« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2004, 09:45:34 AM »
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Well, I speak from experience w/long distance relationships. Mine just ended today..... :(


Damn, ser, was that the same hottie you posted pics of before?

If so, find the talleat thing on Guam and jump off of it. ;)

Btw, is it just me or does Vapor look a lot like Howdy Doody?
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