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Offline Mrs Living-in-Clip
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2004, 08:02:35 PM »
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Well its obviously someone he slept with.... No wonder is so scinacal about romance if he sticks to the workplace.


EEEEWWWW slept with him????? He is almost half my age!!! I told you I only married him for the supercomputer he is building.
Besides I cant even see it, let alone have sex with it.
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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2004, 08:03:56 PM »
so true..
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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2004, 08:49:40 PM »
LIC, dont you get those penis enlargement emails? Get with the times!
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2004, 11:15:58 PM »
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I would, but you would need a high power microscope/magnifying glass in order to see anything



Mrs LIC....

What is LIC like in real life...as in to work with ?

Is he the works "lone Wolf" with a 99.95% chance of going postal and gunning down all his co-workers ....and then getting killed by a S.W.A.T team as he climbs to the top of a church tower with his sniper rifle ?

NOW that the mental Image i have of our LIC...
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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2004, 11:21:40 PM »
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LIC, dont you get those penis enlargement emails? Get with the times!



You can\'t enlarge what you don\'t have!! There isn\'t enough Viagra in the world to get "MR. HAPPY" to poke out past the short and curlies!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2004, 11:24:40 PM »
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You can\'t enlarge what you don\'t have!! There isn\'t enough Viagra in the world to get "MR. HAPPY" to poke out past the short and curlies!!!!!!!!!!



He should shave down below then....

It makes it look even bigger....

errr...... so i am told ;)
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2004, 11:26:58 PM »
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Mrs LIC....

What is LIC like in real life...as in to work with ?

Is he the works "lone Wolf" with a 99.95% chance of going postal and gunning down all his co-workers ....and then getting killed by a S.W.A.T team as he climbs to the top of a church tower with his sniper rifle ?

NOW that the mental Image i have of our LIC...
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Well he not quite like that. There is 99.95% chance of him going off and beating his co-workers over the head with a keyboard. He is not really the \'lone wolf\' type.As far as the gun goes. He said the one and only time he went hunting, he was not allowed to have a gun.But his youner cousin was. You figure it out.Plus he would have to stop masturbating long enough in order to go postal. Now if there were a porn movie showing at the top of the Church tower, he would be the first person up there.
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2004, 11:31:29 PM »
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Well he not quite like that. There is 99.95% chance of him going off and beating his co-workers over the head with a keyboard. He is not really the \'lone wolf\' type.As far as the gun goes. He said the one and only time he went hunting, he was not allowed to have a gun.But his youner cousin was. You figure it out.Plus he would have to stop masturbating long enough in order to go postal. Now if there were a porn movie showing at the top of the Church tower, he would be the first person up there.


Now that you say it...

EVERYTHING makes sence now.

p.s.

You also missed out the fact that he would brake a world record for climbing a church tower if the porn that "was a shown"...was Asian Women Porn.
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« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2004, 11:40:44 PM »
LOL whats next? Moma L-I-C?
Your co-workers must be the most bored people on the planet :laughing:
But they are funny too.I hope they continue posting :D
« Last Edit: June 15, 2004, 11:45:57 PM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2004, 11:51:52 PM »
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LOL whats next? Moma L-I-C?
Your co-workers must be the most bored people on the planet :laughing:
But they are funny too.I hope they continue posting :D



We\'re not bored,it just helps us get through the night to use L-I-C as our whipping boy!!!
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« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2004, 01:08:30 AM »
Indeed you are bored
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« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2004, 11:52:07 AM »
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Therefor, I am not really, really bored. My co-workers are really, really bored.


Females often tease guys because the girl likes the guy. Maybe she has a crush on you LIC :p
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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2004, 11:57:45 AM »
Ya baby she sounds HOT pound the hell out of her LIC!!! Or is so to skinny for you?
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« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2004, 04:05:49 PM »
How about we all just forget this thread was ever started?
Right, good idea.. I\'d close the thread, but I promised her I wouldn\'t close her thread.
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« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2004, 04:24:32 PM »
She could be your sugar momma pay for your jumps and youd only have to bang her when you need a little more cash. We could call you the "Microscoptic Gigalo"
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