muhahaha I wish I could go to people\'s houses and fix their sh*t, for some reason it\'s always satisfying to get a ~30 second bootup from a computer.
Anyway:
1) Press ctrl + alt + del to open task manager and see what is hogging your CPU. Sounds like bloatware (add-on gimmicky software you don\'t need), spyware, or maybe even a virus. Highlight and if the name doesn\'t look familiar, end program if it lets you.
2)
Spybot 1.3 - update & run |
Ad-Aware 6.0 build 181 - update & run
3) Have any anti-virus protection? McAfee found over 200 files and over half a dozen *separate* viruses on a friend\'s puter. AVG Anti-virus is free but not as good as the pay ones imo. If you have no virus protection try McAfee
Freescan and see if it turns up anything.
4) Start > Run > MSCONFIG. Services tab > Check hide MS services at bottom. NOTHING here needs to be checked. If you have special software that provides a service you need (like virus protection) then you can leave it alone, otherwise it should be barren. Now the startup tab. Don\'t need anything here either but it\'s up to you. Also clear out the shortcuts in Start > All Programs > Startup.
5) Once viruses and spyware are gone DEFRAG!! Good idea to set your page file to 768 minimum and 768 maximum too. Keeping it one size prevents wasted space and possible fragmentation. If you need help here lmk.
6) You can also download Microsoft\'s own
Bootvis which examines your bootup and rearranges files to help speed things up.