My dad just bought an H2!

flipping off hummers

[MPTheory]

Jebus.  The sad thins is that the only real reason I brought up the fact that he got the H2 in the first place, was becuase I liked the XM radio in it.  Personally, I wouldn\'t buy a hummer.  But I don\'t go around hating people that drive one beacuse I can\'t afford it.  (like the Friggin Paulsies on FUH2.com).  I really dont understand the whole H2 bashing concept.  Its basically a cool toy for my dad to drive around in.  

I have driven lots of diffrent vehicles.  Trucks, jeeps, cars, SUV\'s... I just bought an Acura RSX which was by far, my number one choice of vehicles to buy.  Its quick, classy, and extremely efficient on fuel.

Maybe I should starting hating on Truck drivers, cause there vehicles are to big for the road. and they use too much fuel.  Damn the 18 wheelers.. Im gonna make a website.  FU18wheelers.com.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by MPTheory
Jebus.  The sad thins is that the only real reason I brought up the fact that he got the H2 in the first place, was becuase I liked the XM radio in it.  Personally, I wouldn\'t buy a hummer.  But I don\'t go around hating people that drive one beacuse I can\'t afford it.  (like the Friggin Paulsies on FUH2.com).  I really dont understand the whole H2 bashing concept.  Its basically a cool toy for my dad to drive around in.  

I have driven lots of diffrent vehicles.  Trucks, jeeps, cars, SUV\'s... I just bought an Acura RSX which was by far, my number one choice of vehicles to buy.  Its quick, classy, and extremely efficient on fuel.

Maybe I should starting hating on Truck drivers, cause there vehicles are to big for the road. and they use too much fuel.  Damn the 18 wheelers.. Im gonna make a website.  FU18wheelers.com.

Well, 18 wheelers have experienced and better than average drivers behind the wheel. I think people here are jaded from the SUV drivers who have no clue how to drive according to the size and bulk of their vehicle. They drive it like a car. We\'ve all been cut off by cars....but imagine when a Hummer 2 cuts you off! And it\'s not like it can stop very well.

Sorry man, I ain\'t hatin\'. I just hate being cut off by SUVs coz they can\'t see me or they know they\'re bigger and can crush me.

Originally posted by Coredweller
Kirath owns / owned an Audi.  If you want to lodge any complaints about Hondas, please direct them to me.  

To which I would respond...  Which company is the largest manufacturer of engines in the world?  Which automaker currently leads the IRL manufacturer championship?  Which is in third place in Formula One (behind Ferrari and Renault), a racing series the domestic manufacturers like GM don\'t even have the technological capability of competing in?

"POS Honda?"    All I have to do is change the oil, partner.  Can you say the same?  I can\'t wait to hear what you drive, Cyrus.  Don\'t keep us in suspense.

Cord I was only talking to Kirath about the gasoline statement. The rest was completly directed at you because you stated something about "My F20C" I knew you had a Honda.

Wich company is the largest manufacturer of computer operating systems. Wich company leads the market in overall sales in its area? AND...... Windows is still a POS operating system that gets owned by a penguin. SOOO PLEASE!!! Dont tell me about the great enginering feats of fliping Honda.

This is my ride and yes it a gas guzzler his name is Hefe my little Mule..



1971 Ford Bronco, 302 w/ converted three on the tree to floor (it\'s a bitch to shift). Born and raised in AZ so theres no rust with a 3.5 Rancho Lift.



awww look good ol american engineering..




If you look outside you can see a closeup of my truck right there parked on your little honda...

Nice set of X\'s ya got there

Can nobody see them I can see them??

stupid spaces there now fixed

Hey Cyrus:  How about a race?  You bring your disintegrating Ford, and I\'ll bring my S2000.  BTW, do you know offhand what your top speed is?  Never mind... we\'ll find out.  

I have a three speed and a 411 rear end my top speed is maybe 65mph.

then again your speed wont help much pinned beneath my tires.......

I guess that\'s a "No."  

It\'s hilarious how you say Hondas are shit, and your Ford is great, but you don\'t give any evidence for that statement except this fantasy of your offroad vehicle rolling over a Honda.  Never mind that Hondas are more reliable, have better build quality, greater longevity, are more efficient, burn less fuel, make more power, produce lower emissions, and are generally a better value as an automobile.

Who cares about that stuff when you can just roll over a Honda in your big manly 23 year old obsolete Ford Bronco?  Of course you would never do that because then the Phoenix police would arrest you and throw you in jail.  

Originally posted by Coredweller
Yes, my uncle has an LS1 C5 convertible.  When you drive on the highway in 6th gear, the engine is turning about 1,500 rpms.  It\'s pretty insane.  28mpg or better is quite easy to attain on the highway.

Thats crazy. I think my next car is going to be a Vette (yeah right). Was considering a newer Porsche 944 (maybe turbo) but the rents say that my insurance would be rediculous so i just said fudge it.

BTW Cored i hate you and your damn S2000 too   (plots to steal it)

And Cyrus man, that bronco is going to make me go blind. Stupid hunk of $#!t. j/k. BTW, is that an arm under your truck!?

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Cyrus




1971 Ford Bronco, 302 w/ converted three on the tree to floor (it\'s a bitch to shift). Born and raised in AZ so theres no rust with a 3.5 Rancho Lift.

I noticed that the hood\'s propped up. I see a lot of Fords like that. You know....on the side of the road....like yers.

Wow for a minute you were in my shoes..... How did it feal to be a man?

BTW I never said my ford was great just that yours was shite.

Greater Longivity? Mine is 23 years old how old is yours? You will have to see if in 23 years if yours is still on the road... Wich I highly doubt. More relaible Ill give you that. Better build quality again you have a long time to go before you can compare that to mine. Lower emmisions - um no I belive my truck prolly has the same or better emission readings than yours.

Again your missing the point who cares If my truck is better than yours or your car is better than mine or MPs dads is better than both of ours its all a matter of opinion and prefrences I enjoy my bronco you obviously like your honda MP\'s Dad likes his H2 to go off on these little tangents about how terrible the h2 is and how great honda is.. Is just well dumb. His dad can afford it likes it and doesnt mind paying the extra in gas. I like to camp and 4 wheel drive sooo mine is better for me. You obviously like to go really fast in a straight line on a smooth surface so you got a honda. Vid has a small wang and some cash so he bought a Beemer.

You call it obsolete I call it a classic. Your honda will never be a classic.

The hood is up so I could take the pick for you of real american engineering and when I need to I can fix just about anything I need to on it on the side of the road..... Can you without a computer and some diagnostic equipment?

I never said anything was shit.  I only said I hate Hummers because they are a danger to me on the freeway.  Just don\'t say my car is shit when you have no rational reason for that statement.  When you say nonsense like that, I have to respond.  We wouldn\'t be talking about Hondas if you hadn\'t brought it up.

Longevity:  You\'re right, we don\'t really know yet because my car\'s first model year was 2000.  BUT... May I ask how many miles are on your engine?  Has it ever been replaced or rebuilt?  I would just say that one often encounters Hondas that are still running strong at 150,000, 200,000 miles or more.  Fords... well not so much.  :o

Build quality is something that\'s qualitatively measured the day the vehicle rolls out of the factory, so there\'s no waiting to evaluate that one.  Honda wins over Ford according to every sane person.  I\'ve owned Fords before I know of what I speak.

As far as emissions, the S2000 is a LEV, and benefits from Honda\'s extensive research work on emissions reduction.  I can absolutely guarantee that it has better emissions than your 1971 Ford.  There\'s no way this cannot be true.

This part is the most absurd:  "You obviously like to go really fast in a straight line on a smooth surface so you got a honda."  If I wanted to go fast in a STRAIGHT line, I would have bought a Camero or a Mustang or some other boring muscle car that is all engine.  The S2000 is designed for cornering, but I\'m not surprised a truck guy doesn\'t know anything about cornering.  Do you like NASCAR too?