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A hypothetical question
« on: June 29, 2004, 06:28:14 PM »
This came to me a couple hours ago. You are at a friends house and suddenly  need to take a crap. You go into the bathroom and finish letting the log loose. You look over to the wall and notice there is no toilet paper on the rack. There are no reserve rolls anywhere in the bathroom. What do you do?
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2004, 06:30:56 PM »
Time to use a magazine, or suck it up and have a case of the itchy ass.
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2004, 06:33:18 PM »
Or find a towel and start whiping...
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2004, 06:51:56 PM »
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Or find a towel and start whiping...

Dude that is so wrong. If a friend of mine did that, i would whoop his ass. My towels arent cheap damnit.

It depends on my relationship with the person. I might say something like "Hey! Theres no toilet paper you asshole, bring me some!" Heh. Probably not. I think i just sucked it up and went to find another bathroom that did.

You could do that or check for tissue or something. I hate that nasty ass feeling. Ugh.

*this is all assuming that you dont think your friend would be to keen on you taking a crap in his turdlet*
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I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2004, 06:52:32 PM »
stay there for hours and let the remaining s**t dry up on that ass then get up and let the tint crumbs fall into your shorts..or wipe you ass with your underwear then throw them out ;)
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2004, 06:54:31 PM »
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Dude that is so wrong. If a friend of mine did that, i would whoop his ass. My towels arent cheap damnit.


Same here man.
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2004, 07:07:16 PM »
Well shit I would I\'d just throw the towel out too cause I\'d find the shittiest(no pun intended)one and start away.  That or get some kleenexes if they\'re in there.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2004, 07:27:41 PM »
How about a toilet brush?

Or perhaps a tooth brush?
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2004, 08:05:32 PM »
Or hop in the shower to scrub your crack clean...

DUH!
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2004, 08:08:54 PM »
These are some pretty creative responses. I probably would have just asked my friend for some toilet paper or use tissues if they were there. I like the shower thing though.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2004, 08:11:44 PM »
Thats exactly what i was going to say. I Never really thought of that one.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I don\'t have comprehension issues, you just need to learn how to communicate.
Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2004, 08:13:37 PM »
Kind of reminds me of when in Me Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey is on the sink cleaning out his butt.
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2004, 08:28:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Lord Nicon
Dude that is so wrong. If a friend of mine did that, i would whoop his ass. My towels arent cheap damnit.

It depends on my relationship with the person. I might say something like "Hey! Theres no toilet paper you asshole, bring me some!" Heh. Probably not. I think i just sucked it up and went to find another bathroom that did.

You could do that or check for tissue or something. I hate that nasty ass feeling. Ugh.

*this is all assuming that you dont think your friend would be to keen on you taking a crap in his turdlet*


Exactly what I would have done.Including everything he said

Oh an btw.For the shower part.In Saudi Arabia in public toilets they have a shower to clean your ass.Sometimes not even a toilet paper.Just the shower. :p
Disgusting .Thank god I never happened to have the need to poop in any of these toilets
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2004, 09:22:28 PM »
Some have a thing like a drinking fountain that comes up and washes your ass. Kind of cool really. Saves me time and money.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2004, 09:39:41 PM »
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Or hop in the shower to scrub your crack clean...

DUH!


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Thats what I\'d do.
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