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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2004, 04:44:14 PM »
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I laughed a lot at this. I\'ve had cyber before (very bored) but this is great :laughing:



Why say "bored", when you meant you was very horny & lonley.

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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2004, 05:00:42 PM »
These sorts of conversations are really only funny when you\'re the person participating it. Reading someone else doing it isn\'t funny. Particularly when it\'s obviously scripted.

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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2004, 05:21:06 PM »
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Why say "bored", when you meant you was very horny & lonley.



What!?!?! So now you have started having CyberSex??
You had better make sure you wear your Cyber condom!!!
You seem to know something on this subject

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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2004, 05:25:20 PM »
I have had internet access since the time I was around 13 - so to answer your question...

If you only knew.
;)

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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2004, 05:32:29 PM »
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These sorts of conversations are really only funny when you\'re the person participating it. Reading someone else doing it isn\'t funny. Particularly when it\'s obviously scripted.



But of course if you had written it, you\'d think it was funny.
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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2004, 05:36:47 PM »
I\'d be disappointed in my inept comedy writing abilities.

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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2004, 05:58:21 PM »
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I have had internet access since the time I was around 13 - so to answer your question...

If you only knew.
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I am not sure I really really wanna know

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2004, 08:17:53 PM »
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Why say "bored", when you meant you was very horny & lonley.


I was horny too now that you mention it :) I knew the girl personally, so its not like I\'m doing it with a stranger *runs off to chatroom*
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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2004, 08:28:08 PM »
The best part about cyber-sex is the fact that even for those of us who suffer form pre-mature ejaculation, we can still go on and on and on, without ever actualy telling that we ejaculated twenty sentences ago.

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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2004, 08:29:24 PM »
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The best part about cyber-sex is the fact that even for those of us who suffer form pre-mature ejaculation, we can still go on and on and on, without ever actualy telling that we ejaculated twenty sentences ago.


Know this from experience?
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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2004, 08:31:20 PM »
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Know this from experience?


Maybe.....

Yes...

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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2004, 08:36:29 PM »
Does ooseven know that you premature ejaculate?
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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2004, 08:53:13 PM »
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Does ooseven know that you premature ejaculate?



You\'re pushing it, buddy.
;)

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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2004, 08:56:18 PM »
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You\'re pushing it, buddy.
;)


:laughing: Sorry, I had to :)
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