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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2004, 07:41:23 PM »
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why would they shave their head????????????????????????????????/

do they have hair there?


Its probably more pleasurable for the woman. She gets kind of a massage too.
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2004, 08:19:38 PM »
I would suggest a depilitory cream, I haven\'t tried any (they might burn like a bitch) but speaking from experience (I only have hair on legs, head and pits) when that shit starts to grow back it itches everywhere, even your chest will itch.

BTW, once again, this isn\'t a metro thing for me it\'s a bodybuilder thing

*figures he\'s thrown everyone off his gay track

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« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2004, 02:13:42 PM »
oman, you shave your arms? Your ass? The hairs in between your crack? Damn you\'re hardcore ;)
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« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2004, 02:28:03 PM »
:nopics:

Just shave it already.  First time is always the hardest, oh and most, if not all of you will be shaving your crack hairs in the future.  If you value sex appeal anyway.

Get that Norelco beard trimmer with adjustable guard as someone menitoned earlier.  At wallymart for like $20.

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« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2004, 03:12:52 PM »
Keep the crack hair, and braid it.  Make it look like you have a jamaican in a scissor lock

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« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2004, 05:42:11 PM »
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Get that Norelco beard trimmer with adjustable guard as someone menitoned earlier.  At wallymart for like $20.


That someone was me :mad: I don\'t see myself shaving between my crack. If I ever go bald, I can just take that hair and transplant it to my head :)
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« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2004, 12:33:01 AM »
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nothing is quite as attractive as a freshly shaven scrotum


Amen.

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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2004, 05:58:31 PM »
Depilitory cream is no better than shaving. Particularly because it won\'t get it all off first go, and you have to go back a second time.

And do not put the cream on your ass. It\'s  definately the itchiest part. And just above the dick. But it\'s only itchy for a couple of days about 2 days into the no hair time.

If after this post you still want to use the cream, MAKE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR! You do not want someone walking in on your sitting on a chair in front of a mirror with your legs spread holding a bottle of cream spackling it onto your ass.

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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2004, 06:02:31 PM »
Thats what the shower is for
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2004, 08:42:38 PM »
I do mine in the car on the way to work.

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2004, 08:48:28 PM »
I use Bobo\'s teeth

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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2004, 10:27:42 PM »
Lord Nicon: How do you propose you use the shower to cream yourself up? If the water is turned on it won\'t work, and it\'ll be an absolute bitch to stand there for 5 minutes waiting for it to activate in a cramped little area with your legs spread wide apart so it\'ll actually work.

Honestly, you need to think about these things before you post stupid shit. I\'m sorry, but the ONLY way to do it is in front of a mirror with your legs spread apart. Jesus.

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theomen: So that\'s why I\'ve been getting all these warts all over my face. Damn, it also explains the warts all over my grandfathers nipples.
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« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2004, 11:04:19 PM »
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Amen.

Like it when your guy is bald eh?
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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2004, 11:33:38 PM »
:laughing:

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« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2004, 11:35:11 PM »
That\'s why you have to stick to the Alter boys, or terminaly sick cancer patients at the neverland ranch

 

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