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Offline Halberto
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« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2004, 12:21:10 AM »
GAHAHAHAHA :laughing:

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« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2004, 09:17:34 AM »
I...I......ah damn I got nothing.:confused:

Ahh well go ahead, continue to make fun of me....
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« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2004, 11:33:39 AM »
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Have you ever fallen asleep on your arm, then in the middle of the night, you wake up and it\'s dead, you can\'t feel it, you can\'t move it, for all it\'s worth, it might as well be a lump of wood?

I usually sleep on my hands as in old story books how the children put their hands together and shit. Weird, but it is comfortable for me.

If I dont sleep like that I have head in the pillow legs hanging off of bed. I end up drooling all over my pillow. Its a bitch.
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« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2004, 11:35:46 AM »
I drooled alot when I had braces..every since I got them off I havent had that problem luckly.  It\'s kind of embarassing to yourself even if nobody knows that your drooling.
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

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« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2004, 05:40:05 PM »
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Do you ever gets wet dream?


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« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2004, 06:01:28 PM »
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Do you ever gets wet dream?


Not in a couple years.

I sometimes drool in my sleep. I find I do it more when I lie on my stomach. Ever drool in school on your arm or desk? Happened to me a couple times. there was like a pool on my desk :(
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« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2004, 06:02:51 PM »
bahahahhahahhahahahah

ahhhh sweet nectar, I love this place.

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« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2004, 07:39:04 PM »
I don\'t think Titan knows exactly what a wet dream is...
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« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2004, 07:49:47 PM »
Wet Dreams
(nocturnal emissions)

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Definitions:
puberty: the sexual development of a boy becoming a man or a girl becoming a woman.
erection: the stiffening of the penis.
ejaculation: the ejection of semen from the penis.
What are they?
A wet dream is the uncontrolled ejection of fluid from the penis during sleep. The fluid is creamy or clear in colour, not like urine.
What causes them?
Sexual excitement from dreams or by physical stimuli like rubbing against pajamas or a full bladder.
Who gets them?
When boys enter puberty a variety of changes occur. These changes will result in many, but not all boys experiencing episodes of embarrassing erections and wet dreams. If these episodes do occur there is no need to worry or feel guilty because they are part of normal sexual development. Many boys experience wet dreams between the ages of 12 to 18. Generally boys have less wet dreams once masturbation is begun or once puberty is over.
What do they mean?
Wet dreams are part of the many things that are changing in the body during puberty. Not all boys have wet dreams and that\'s normal too. However, if you do have a wet dream all it means is that your body is sexually maturing, which is a step towards becoming a man.

There ya go titan. I thought i might help ya out bud. :sperm:


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« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2004, 07:57:23 PM »
I think we need a new member with the name Nocturnal Emissions

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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2004, 08:00:23 PM »
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I don\'t think Titan knows exactly what a wet dream is...


I know what a wet dream is. I had a break which means I\'m writing about something different, IE, me drooling in my sleep :)
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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2004, 08:03:54 PM »
Nocturnal Emissions?

Splooge is better.

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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2004, 09:38:35 PM »
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Nocturnal Emissions?

Splooge is better.

lol

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« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2004, 10:12:18 PM »
I\'m going to change my nake to Nocturnal Emissions

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« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2004, 10:54:15 PM »
Whats a nake?

 

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