Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
No one likes banging ugly girls. You can\'t brag about banging ugly girls. Ugly girls are extremely needy.
Wait wait..
You\'re missing the point, I think... I think.
Good looking girl:
Pros - You can brag to your friends.
- Will excite you more easily.
- More likely to be hairless, and perhaps practice better vaginal hygene.
Cons- Virtually a prostitute. You\'ll have to pay for movie, dinner, protection, etc. etc. If you won\'t pay for it, she\'ll find someone who does.
- Premature ejaculation, you won\'t be lasting anywhere near long enough, thus if you brag to anyone, she can simply sayhow lousy you were in bed and the tables are turned.
- I\'ve seen your picture, how many strikes do you get, Licky, before you pick one up?
- You\'ll have to hang out with all her bitchy friends.
- All her bitchy friends will hear about and laugh at the size of your genetalia (remember, I\'m talking about YOU Licky, not me!).
- You have a lot to live up to. She will have banged all of the good looking guys in the city, and will have a lot to compare you to.
- Might not suck your dick, definately won\'t if you don\'t go down on her first.
- Probably listens to crappy music.
Ugly girl:
Pros- Will be willing to pay for everything because she\'s so desperate.
- Will tolerate you looking at other women
- Will tolerate verbal abuse from you because she\'s been receiving it from her parents since she was a child.
- Will suck your dick given half a sniff, not expecting anything in return.
- Will swallow because, chances are, she\'s hungry.
- Even if you fall asleep during sex, it\'s still further than any base she\'s been to.
- More likely to sleep with you at the suggestion, or demand of a threesome.
- Will **** you for a bag of cookies.
- You\'ll last for a
least 20 minutes.
- Will try her best to pleasure you so you come back for more.
- Willing to learn, and improve.
- More likely to come back on a second date if, after you fu
ck her and blow all over her face, you chase her off your property with a stick whilst throwing rocks at her, and screaming abuse.
- Might listen to heavy metal.
Cons- Smelly, hairy, dirty vagina.
- May have a dick.
- Can\'t brag to your friends (though, you sure as fu
ck better tell us if she has a dick....)
- You may go soft during sex, due to her being so ugly.
Clearly, the choice is an easy one.
