One day in a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you\'re saying there is as much glucose in a man\'s semen as there is in sugar?"
"That\'s correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn\'t it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl\'s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class and never returned.
However, as she was going through door, the professor\'s reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn\'t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat.
one more.
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the different quantities.
The little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, what are these condoms?"
The father, stuttered, and said "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked "Then, why do these come in a package of three?"
The father coyly answered "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"
The father smirked "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."
"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked "Well, then why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"
The father answered "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February..."
