Hey vid,
Me and the misses is comin\' to yall\'s place to hang out durin\' tha storm. I figgured iffen you let Chizzy stay with you then it would be ok if me and the wife and our dog "Stinky" stayed with you over the weekend. Stinky\'s not real smart and he can\'t control his bowels real good, but I figure we could put down some news paper. Here\'s a picture of Stinky, he\'s cute aint he.
Don\'t worry about keeping us entertained. We got lotsa video tapes of Nascar races that we took ourselves. We can all watch them together. Stinky even likes to chase the cars across the screen. You got a big screen tv, dont ya? Stinky will get a kick outa that. Here\'s a picture of me and the misses at the races, we love us some Earnhardt.
We got the truck loaded up and ready to roll on over to your place. We have to stop by circle K and pick up some pig\'s feet first, cause Stinky can\'t eat hard food. He\'s got teeth problems. He\'ll just roll the pig foot on your floor and chew the meat off a little at a time.
We\'ll see you on Friday after I get offa workin\' at the fish market.
Thank ya kindly