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Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
« on: September 01, 2004, 08:52:40 PM »
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Re: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2004, 08:56:55 PM »
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Yah.  What more needs to be said?


Not much..

except..

I preferred your signature when it was "I\'m better than you.". :)

Oh, and would she have to have proof that she is a virgin? Would she have to still be \'in tact\'?
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2004, 09:11:34 PM »
I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:

Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2004, 09:14:20 PM »
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I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:


*high fives* Amen, brother!

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Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.


Well..

She\'s a virgin..

So I bet he\'d probably enjoy it more if he was ****ing a bag of concrete.

I\'d pay more money to just masturbate in the same room while she lezzes it out with another hottie.
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Re: Re: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2004, 09:19:34 PM »
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Not much..

except..

I preferred your signature when it was "I\'m better than you.". :)


Picky littly bitch.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2004, 09:29:15 PM »
Wow, thats great. If I even cared to bid on her, well if I had the money. I don\'t thikn I\'d even have sex with her. Who knows where shes been. Girls like to lie about that stuff. If i did win i\'d make her have sex with random things, like a lava lamp, or maybe my emergency brake in my car, or maybe even...

Titan....
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2004, 09:36:54 PM »
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Wow, thats great. If I even cared to bid on her, well if I had the money. I don\'t thikn I\'d even have sex with her. Who knows where shes been. Girls like to lie about that stuff. If i did win i\'d make her have sex with random things, like a lava lamp, or maybe my emergency brake in my car, or maybe even...

Titan....


I don\'t think you can \'make\' her do anything. Well, unless you physically force her to, but I\'m pretty sure that\'s illegal. If you read the page you\'ll see she doesn\'t even have to have sex with you, as she didn\'t isn\'t actually selling sex (though, it\'s heavily implied), rather an evening with you.

As for not knowing where she\'s been, it\'s why I asked if she had proof that she hasn\'t been anywhere.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2004, 09:38:55 PM »
IDC. I\'d get a cattle prod and a stun gun and make have sex with a Lava Lamp. It would provide for lots of laughs for me and all who saw it. Than I\'d go to jail.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2004, 09:40:26 PM »
Dude..

She\'s hot..

Why not just do her?
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2004, 09:46:09 PM »
Because...

I....

The lights...

Ah, i got nothing... You win.
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2004, 10:07:58 PM »
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I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:

Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.



You do know, none of us actually believe you..or care about it...Right?

Just checking!
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2004, 10:16:04 PM »
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You do know, none of us actually believe you..or care about it...Right?

Just checking!
:)


Heh, thats actually perfectly fine, I\'m not trying to convince anybody of anything.
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2004, 10:16:41 PM »
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Heh, thats actually perfectly fine, I\'m not trying to convince anybody of anything.


I thought you was leaving.
What happened??!!? You\'re still here????!!!!!!!!!!???????
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2004, 10:18:15 PM »
What the hell?
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2004, 10:48:57 PM »
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What the hell?


Hup-nnnnnnnnnnnng!
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