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« on: October 20, 2004, 01:55:58 AM »
Everyone is wanting me to help them import money.  I got two emails in the past two days that will make me instantly worth over 10 million dollars.  THis is absolutely fantastic.  How can I be so lucky?



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Benson Dudu, Mr.
126 Nelson Mandela Crescent,
Republic Of South Africa.
Tel: 27 834 233 710.
Greetings,
You may be surprised to receive my letter. However, I got your contact as a result of my desperate desire for assistance. Though this mail is unsolicited, I pray you to be humane and consider it. I have decided to contact you for confidential, urgent and rewarding joint business.
My name is BENSON DUDU, I was a Personal Assistant to the Late Democratic Republic Of Congo President; LAURENT KABILA, who was assassinated. I am sure you must be aware that his son, Joseph Kabila was sworn in as president.  This news which was reported by most international media including CNN as you can see herein:
<http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/01/26/congo.kabila/>
<http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/01/16/congo.coup.04/>
I am passionately contacting you based on the need for a trusted and honest person, who I can entrust with the sum of US$12,800,000 (Twelve million, eight hundred thousand US Dollars).
Source of the money:
The late president and I secured this money in a security firm, in my name before his death. Now that he is late, I want to transfer the money out of the security company because of the insecurity of the money, for investment in your country. I cannot travel out of South Africa, the country where I am presently on asylum as I have not got travel documents to do that for now, hence I am asking for your assistance to have this money in your care pending when I will secure travel documents to come over to your country. If you accept this offer, we shall share the money as follows:  25% for you, and 75% for me.
I have all the title documents to the fund, which I can transfer to you to enable you have assess to the money. Be assured that this is risk-free and legitimate. Please advise me on your position immediately and take note that I want this kept very confidential as I do not want anyone to know about my where about and the trace of the funds.
I await your prompt response, as I may be able to access my mails regularly. I have an experienced lawyer who will undertake the legal procedure for the transfer of the money to you.
Regards.
Benson Dudu.
My Alternaive email address is, benson@zeo.com

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FROM: MR. CHARLES BROWN.
24 RIVER LANE GOVERNMENT
RESERVED AREA, ABUJA.

                                                                     
ATTENTION PLEASE!   STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL!

DEAR SIR,

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I GUESS MY LETTER WILL NOT EMBARRASS YOU, SINCE I HAVE NO PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU. I STRONGLY BELIEVED, I WOULD NOT REGRET APPROACHING YOU IN THIS MATTER. I AM MR.CHARLES BROWN, A SOLICITOR AT LAW AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR. MARK MICHELLE, A FRENCH NATIONAL.  LATE MR.MARK MICHELLE IS A PRIVATE OIL CONSULTANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT IN SAUDI ARABIA, HEREIN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT.

I HAVE AVERY URGENT AND MUTUAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP TO PROPOSE TO YOU.
ON THURSDAY JUNE 6TH 2000, MY CLIENT AND HIS WIFE WITH THEIR THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN AN AUTO CLASH, ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES.  SINCE THEN, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES WITH HIS COUNTRY’S EMBASSIES TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENTS EXTENDED RELATIVES, THIS HAS ALSO PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, I DECIDED TO PERSONALLY CONTACT YOU WITH THIS BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP PROPOSAL.  I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THESE HUGE DEPOSIT WAS LODGED. THE DECEASED HAD A DEPOSIT VALUED PRESENTLY AT $12,000,000.00 MILLION US DOLLARS (TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) AND COMPANY HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE HIS NEXT OF KIN OR BENEFICIARY BY WILL OTHERWISE HAVE THE ACCOUNT CONFISCATED WITHIN THE NEXT THIRTY WORKING DAYS.

HAVING BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING ANY OF MY LATE CLIENT RELATIVES FOR OVER TWO (2) YEARS NOW. I AM NOW SEEKING YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY TO THE DECEASED SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF THIS ACCOUNT VALUED AT $ 12 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU. IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO BE A BLOOD RELATION TO LATE MR.
MARK MICHELLE, NEITHER IS IT NECESSARY TO BEAR THE SAME SURNAME WITH HIM. IT IS EVEN NOT IMPORTANT FOR THE STAND-IN NEXT OF KIN TO BE A FRENCH NATIONAL.

ALREADY, I HAVE WORKED OUT MODALITIES FOR ACHIEVING MY AIM OF APPOINTING A NEXT OF KIN AS WELL AS TRANSFER THE MONEY ABROAD FOR US TO SHARE IN THE RATIO OF 60% FOR ME AND 40% TO YOU. IT IS MY INTENTION TO ACHIEVE THIS TRANSFER IN A LEGITIMATE WAY, ALL I REQUIRED IS YOUR HONEST, CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY AND TRUST TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH.  THE MONEY TRANSFER PAPER WORK ITSELF WILL INCLUDE A CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN SO THAT THE RECEIVING BANK DOES NOT ASK QUESTION.  ALSO THE PAPER WORK WILL INCLUDE PROPER CERTIFICATE THAT THE FUND BEING TRANSFERRED IS FROM NON-CRIMINAL SOURCES.  IN SHORT THIS WILL BE A PROPER AND LEGAL MONEY TRANSFER WITH APPARENTLY NO RISK INVOLVED. THE TRANSACTION IS GUARANTEED TO SUCCEED WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.

AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH FURTHER CLARIFICATION THAT YOU MAY NEED. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED AND APPRECIATED.

BEST WISHES,

MR.CHARLES BROWN.

NOTE: IN THE EVENT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ASSIST, KINDLY NOTIFY ME TO PREVENT ME FROM MAKING FURTHER CONTACT
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2004, 02:41:18 AM »
What they need to do is allow people to attach anthrax to emails for when we reply.

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2004, 02:42:16 AM »
Wow Vid, I envy you. :(
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2004, 03:33:41 AM »
tis a trick?
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2004, 04:09:19 AM »
Lucky you vid!

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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2004, 05:59:36 AM »
I got Vid beat. Someone emailed me an offer to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. After I gave him my credit card number, address and social security number, I am now the proud owner of this historic and famous bridge.

Oddly enough, my bank called today about some over drawn account! Heh! I\'ll just sell teh bridge at a profit and I\'m gold! :D
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2004, 06:12:19 AM »
^   :laughing:


Can i offer you NZ. We don\'t want that S@#thole errrr paradise near us.   i just need your details too...
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2004, 06:44:57 AM »
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^   :laughing:


Can i offer you NZ. We don\'t want that S@#thole errrr paradise near us.   i just need your details too...


I\'ll trade you the Brooklyn Bridge for NZ. I always wanted to live there. And you could use the bridge to connect NZ to your desert continent (or over sized sand bar also known as Australia). Are koalas tender when grilled?
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2004, 07:12:29 AM »
i sent u that for legit reason vid, just think about it man
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2004, 09:04:32 AM »
back off, vid! I\'m already in the process... I sent them the money they need to get their money out, and my acct #.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2004, 09:33:13 AM »
Dudu...

Doo Doo...

Hee Hee!!!

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2004, 11:59:14 AM »
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I\'ll trade you the Brooklyn Bridge for NZ. I always wanted to live there. And you could use the bridge to connect NZ to your desert continent (or over sized sand bar also known as Australia). Are koalas tender when grilled?

lol

Vid, I hate you.

Looks like nobody has to die for the extra floor of the house to be built....

Bastard.
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Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2004, 03:45:05 PM »
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I got Vid beat. Someone emailed me an offer to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. After I gave him my credit card number, address and social security number, I am now the proud owner of this historic and famous bridge.

Oddly enough, my bank called today about some over drawn account! Heh! I\'ll just sell teh bridge at a profit and I\'m gold! :D


Damn bro.  I\'d put a toll booth up right quick.
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2004, 04:13:00 PM »
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Can i offer you NZ. We don\'t want that S@#thole errrr paradise near us.   i just need your details too...


I got an email that offered to buy Australia. I sent my few thousand dollars and bought your sorry ass :p
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