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« on: November 27, 2004, 05:49:03 PM »
Just got back from a freinds 21st, went to a bar then onto a club, me and my freind didnt get in because the place was so packed (2 other clubs had burned down the day b4) so my other freind comes out of the club and we meet up with 2 other freinds (5 of us now) one of the freinds we met up with was off his face drunk.
   We went into a really quiet bar and tried to make him chill out a bit, he knoks over my drink onto the floor then we decide to leave, as we are getting up the totally drunk one picks up a bottle of beer and pours it all over me and my £100 jacket, we then walked around trying to stop him killing himself by running into walls b4 we could get to a taxi, he runs into the street etc, always running away form us when we are trying to get him home,
    Eventually a taxi comes and 3 of us get in leaving the drunk guy and another guy to get the other taxi, all in all a shitty night with alcohol being the root of it - thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2004, 06:19:19 PM »
umm.....kill your friend?

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2004, 06:24:09 PM »
Keep a roll of duct tape with you. That shit is strong :)
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2004, 06:42:58 PM »
have ur friend be a designated driver...get piss drunk urself..and make his day hell
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2004, 07:29:52 PM »
use the power of the enter button to create more readable paragraphs and you will fair well in life.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2004, 07:55:10 PM »
Nothing more annoying than a bad drunk.  I never let myself get like that any more.  Haven\'t since junior high school.
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2004, 07:55:35 PM »
have you tried giving him a sensual full body massage?

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2004, 08:29:14 PM »
tell him to pay for your fuggin jacket and kick him in the nuts.

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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2004, 08:43:13 PM »
I had a friend who was a nasty drunk. He was a major asshole. The best thing to do is stop hanging out with him when he\'s drunk.

Good luck with the jacket, by the way. That sucks.

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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2004, 08:58:51 PM »
Tell him he\'s an ass when he\'s drunk and if he doesn\'t cool it next time he won\'t be invited to go drinking anymore.

oh, and to pay to have your jacket cleaned.

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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2004, 11:01:06 PM »
I never get plastered, because if I was a nasty drunk, not many people can hold me back from whatever nastiness I may want to cause...also, it\'s one of the few no-no\'s for Buddhist\'s

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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2004, 11:54:12 PM »
me and my friends are habitual drinkers lol. every friday and/or saturday we\'ll be at a club and dancing with hot drunk chicks.

A similar incident happened with me, I also have  friend that turns into a complete a$$hole when he drinks and you can\'t control him no matter what.

Last night we got into a major squabble over some girls I had invited "he is a horn dog and I told him to please relax around the girls, he told me to **** off." So I told him he can do whatever he wants to the girls and thanks for ruining a good friendship, I went home shortly afterwards.

As soon as I got through the door he called and was appologizing for the way he acted and begged me to come back wich is very odd since he\'s an ass, I accepted and drove back. I Later found out my other friend that was there "wich is buff as hell" told him to either call me and appologize or lose another friend. We\'ll see if he does it again.
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2004, 12:09:30 AM »
Next time you should grab the nearest blunt object and bludgeon his ass to the ground.

I\'m not an asshole when I\'m drunk. You should take me instead next time ;) I usually just stumble everywhere, and then laugh until I fall asleep. Good times. Plus, I enjoy killing my liver.

People are f*cking retarded sometimes when they\'re drunk. My dad\'s friend/employee, threatened to kill us and burn down our house (only when he was drunk...he was actually a cool guy when he was sober...it was sad to lose him because of an alcohol problem). Obviously, we moved away from his stupid drunk ass. He had hot daughters though...*sigh*

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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2004, 01:22:47 AM »
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People are f*cking retarded sometimes when they\'re drunk. My dad\'s friend/employee, threatened to kill us and burn down our house  


My mom does the same thing, but she\'s violent.

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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2004, 11:09:55 AM »
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Next time you should grab the nearest blunt object and bludgeon his ass to the ground.

I\'m not an asshole when I\'m drunk. You should take me instead next time ;) I usually just stumble everywhere, and then laugh until I fall asleep. Good times. Plus, I enjoy killing my liver.


I would have if I wasn\'t buying a car off of him.

And if you want to have a damn good time drive dow to Tucson on a Friday and I\'ll show ya what partying is lol. Then again your not 21 are you?
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