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Offline GmanJoe

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My ribs are borken.
« on: December 18, 2004, 11:59:18 PM »
Yep. My left rib cage is borked. My wife hit a car yesterday. Luckily we both had our seat belts on. I think my ribs got borked by the seat belt as I was flung forward like a crash test dummy.

Infortunately, I am still alive and I will be around to pester you all forever. My wife is fine. No problems for her coz she was able to brace herself on impact. I, however, was fiddling with the iPod and had no idea we were about to hit another car.

She had rented a Dodge Neon. Damn those cars are flimsy pieces of shit. The impact was maybe 15pmh and the front end was pushed in like mm\'s anus lips in jail. Luckily, she paid the $10 deductable waver so she didn\'t have to pay a penny to the rental agency. Geico will just increase our premium, though. Damn.

At least she\'s okay. The other person that we hit is fine too.

My ribs hurt whenever I sneeze, breath too deeply, roll over in bed, sit up in bed, force a fart, take a dump and when I reach up or pull anything.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2004, 12:01:01 AM by GmanJoe »
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2004, 12:05:32 AM »
Glad to hear you\'re (somewhat) ok. And the wifey too.

Damn there\'s been a lot of accidents happening here lately... perhaps it\'s a PSX2C curse.... *cue scary music*
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2004, 12:11:50 AM »
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Glad to hear you\'re (somewhat) ok. And the wifey too.

Damn there\'s been a lot of accidents happening here lately... perhaps it\'s a PSX2C curse.... *cue scary music*


Thanks. Doc says there\'s nothing else to do with borked ribs since the bones are already set. Says to just deal with the pain, since I turned down the prescription for pain killers. It\'s only a hair line fracture. I\'m a wuss and I hate pain.

Ouch. Hurts when I laugh, too.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2004, 12:36:43 AM »
lets make him laugh and hurt..

(Family Guy)
Chris: Dad, what would you say if I told I didn\'t want to be in the Scouts?
Peter: I\'d say, \'Come again?\' and I\'d laugh as I said, \'Come.\'

Peter: Wow, it\'s like I\'ve died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn\'t my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery.

:laughing:

Anyway..glad you\'re ok.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2004, 12:39:50 AM »
Thank goodness no major damage to your body.  You only have one of those.

Give us the details on why she hit the other person.  Was it half her fault, all her fault or what?
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2004, 01:35:15 AM »
There were women involved. \'Nuff said. ;)
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2004, 02:46:31 AM »
Let\'s hope nobody else has any mishaps being so close to chrismas and all. :sconf:


this will cheer you up Gman ;)

Clickety click!
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2004, 05:39:48 AM »
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
She had rented a Dodge Neon. Damn those cars are flimsy pieces of shit. The impact was maybe 15pmh and the front end was pushed in like mm\'s anus lips in jail.


Too bad luckee isn\'t here to read that.


What\'s cool is you should be able to get unlimited blow jobs for at least a month since she made you the way you are.

So you have that going for you.
Which is nice.
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Re: My ribs are borken.
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2004, 07:18:09 AM »
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the front end was pushed in like mm\'s anus lips in jail.

hehehehehe you made a funny.

Anyhoo, it\'s good to hear you\'re OK
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2004, 07:56:28 AM »
Hey Gman I bought you a goat as an Xmass present since you always wanted one :D
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2004, 08:05:03 AM »
Heh...(ouch!).....you guys are a hoot. But laffter ain\'t medicine for borked ribs! :)


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Thank goodness no major damage to your body.  You only have one of those.

Give us the details on why she hit the other person.  Was it half her fault, all her fault or what?


The road was curving to the right, there was an intersection ahead. Cars were stopped at a red light. She looked away for a second and wasn\'t able to stop in time. BANG!

Funny thing though. I had no idea my ribs were borked until a few hours later when I sneezed. Doc said that\'s normal for pain not to show up until much later for minor injuries. We were just a mile from returning that rental. Her BMW was brought in for minor repairs cos the seats weren\'t adjusting at all hence why we had a rental til the repairs were finished.

On the way home, I drove her car and ran over a rabbit. She said "WATCH OUT!" I don\'t swerve away from animals in the highway. So all I heard was a "splash" in the wheel well of her BMW.

Blood and guts all over the right front wheel well with streaks of blood leading to the door. Looked so damn wicked. Even in winter, there are flies and it\'s all over it.
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My ribs are borken.
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2004, 08:54:00 AM »
2 near misses coming up to christmas, lets hope things like this don\'t come in threes.

Once again, glad to hear the forums won\'t be minus 1 member for christmas
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2004, 09:46:43 AM »
Why did you turn down the perscription?
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2004, 10:31:53 AM »
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Originally posted by GmanJoeWe were just a mile from returning that rental. Her BMW was brought in for minor repairs cos the seats weren\'t adjusting at all hence why we had a rental til the repairs were finished. [/B]


You had to pay for a rental car?  I get a car free for the day just getting my oil changed at our BMW dealership.
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2004, 11:03:35 AM »
Ya know...I don\'t know for sure if she paid for the rental. The $10 deductable waver, she did pay for.
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