I wish I still had that photo tutorial on how to make a "fi-fi"....
It\'s basically a yellow latex glove (the kind for scrubbin terlits)
rolled up in a hand towel with 3" of the opening left out, fold the extra rubber over the towel end, secure with rubber band, and Voila! Instant girlfriend! Just make sure you lube it up, of your wang will feel like you visited Theomen for a weekend. And use a glove that hasn\'t been used to scrub toilets, or your wang will feel like you visited sammy for a weekend.