Tickets Please?

[Paul2]

I got this from a different forum.

Three Scots and three Americans are traveling by train to a fitba game. At the station, the three
Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are you three
guys going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one American.

"Watch and you\'ll see" answers Angus.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a
bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the bathroom door and says " Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single
arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans see this and
agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Scots\' trick on the return
trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
Scots don\'t buy any tickets at all! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
American.

"Watch and you\'ll see" answers Angus.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into one bathroom and the three Scots cram into
another bathroom nearby. Once the train leaves the station, one of the Scots leaves their bathroom
and walks over to the bathroom where the Americans are hiding, knocks on the door, and says
"Tickets, please!"

this is funnier

[Evi]

^^^^^^

WTF?!? That\'s horrible!!

Originally posted by EviscerationX
^^^^^^

WTF?!? That\'s horrible!!

no it\'s not...that\'s funny!!

[Titan]

I thought it was funny too. Its probably a dummy though.

[Kurt Angle]

*waits for ooseven to see it*

[clips]

ok evi and unknown...how about this?...it\'s horribly funny!  

[Evi]

It\'s funny...but I feel uncomfortable laughing. Know what I\'m saying? In fact...right now I\'m holding in laughter in fear that I may be doing something horribly wrong. *ahem*



[size=18]BWAHAHAHA!!!!1one!![/size]

Coincidence, I just got this in e-mail today. Someone stole an idea:
George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling by train to
>the Super Bowl.
>>
>>  At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and
>>Hilary buy just one ticket.
>>
>>  "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
>>W., astonished at what he is seeing.
>>
>>  "Watch and learn," answers Hilary.
>>
>>  They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats
>>but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>>  Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
>>collecting tickets.
>>
>>  He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens
>>just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.. The
>>conductor takes it and moves on.
>>
>>  The Bushes see this happen and agree  it was quite a clever idea, so
>>after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
>>
>>  When they get to the station they see the Clinton\'s  at the window
>>buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
>>Clinton\'s see that the Bushes don\'t buy any ticket at all.
>>
>>  "Aren\'t you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
>>says Hilary
>>
>>  "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
>>
>>  When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and
>>the Clinton\'s cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after
>>the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over
>>to the Clinton\'s toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
>>  please."
>>
>>  (And you\'re still trying to figure out how the Republicans won that last
>>election.)