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Offline SirMystiq

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« on: March 30, 2005, 09:57:54 PM »
GQ featured the most beautiful woman alive in the planet. Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw that beautiful face. I picked up the magazine and nearly died from an extreme, near-orgasmic breakdown.
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2005, 09:59:14 PM »
Some more:
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2005, 10:01:14 PM »
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Some more:
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2005, 10:07:30 PM »
Grr:

Here are the links!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000763.html

http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=183668

http://efgforum.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/1066025/m/104109254/r/104109254

I don\'t like the blonde hair though. But...Meh, I would hit that if it\'s the last thing I would get to do on this earth. I\'m serious.
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2005, 10:54:33 AM »
Jessica Alba = Darker Pamela Anderson

Way overrated looks, no talent, and wouldn\'t be anywhere without looks...

Only other difference is Alba doesn\'t have a homemade sex tape out...

...yet

Maybe when the career is heading south...
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2005, 11:06:37 AM »
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Only other difference is Alba doesn\'t have a homemade sex tape out...

...yet

Maybe when the career is heading south...



we can only hope
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2005, 11:30:44 AM »
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Jessica Alba = Darker Pamela Anderson
Main difference being Pamela Anderson is NOT attractive and Jessica Alba IS.

There really is NO comparison.

I guess, going by your avatar, you like the stripper look so whatever.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2005, 11:43:27 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2005, 12:39:31 PM »
Well, there\'s a clip floating around with Alba changing costume or whatever, and the dress slips so you see her left (or was it right?) breast... yum yum.
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2005, 02:56:05 PM »
wow, most revealing shots yet, thanks :D

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2005, 03:40:10 PM »
I would not have a problem fucking the shit out of her thank you very much
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2005, 03:47:28 PM »
She\'s decently talented.
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2005, 06:30:42 PM »
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damn!..what a nice set of tit-TAYS! :D
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2005, 06:49:23 PM »
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Jessica Alba = Darker Pamela Anderson

Way overrated looks, no talent, and wouldn\'t be anywhere without looks...

Only other difference is Alba doesn\'t have a homemade sex tape out...

...yet

Maybe when the career is heading south...


If it were possible I would kick your ass for that post.
How can you compare stanky, trashy, ugly pam to jessica:mad:
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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2005, 07:48:15 PM »
I agree.


Jessica is MY GODDESS. Please, that was blasphemy in my eyes.
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

 

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