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Offline Halberto
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It finally happened
« on: April 05, 2005, 07:46:38 PM »
my mom walked in on me while I was spanking the monkey
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2005, 08:26:27 PM »
AAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


















points*
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2005, 08:27:15 PM »
:laughing:
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Re: It finally happened
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2005, 08:28:08 PM »
Damn. Pours out some malt liquor.

That SUCKS. What did she say?
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2005, 08:31:14 PM »
she pointed and laughed like I did lol. ;)
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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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Offline Joker
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2005, 08:37:09 PM »
we at least she didn\'t ask to join in........right?
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Offline THX
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2005, 08:43:30 PM »
Anyone else see that thread on a popular car forum where the guy went into detail about what happened in this same situation?  He thought no one else was home, started spanking, phone rang so he went to answer it.. schlong in hand, mom comes out of door..... PWNT

They didn\'t talk about it afterwards hehe, probably the best policy.
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2005, 11:08:50 PM »
That\'s never happened to me, because I\'m careful.
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2005, 11:16:47 PM »
It almost happened to me once.
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Re: It finally happened
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2005, 12:03:59 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Halberto
my mom walked in on me while I was spanking the monkey




LOL



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

C\'mon what happened? Don\'t just...leave it hanging.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2005, 01:43:21 AM »
You keep a monkey as a pet ?  :confused:
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2005, 01:44:39 AM »
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Originally posted by unknown
she pointed and laughed like I did lol. ;)


WHAT?You mean...she liked the spectacle?  :eek:
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2005, 02:46:51 AM »
She pointed and laughed at the miniscule size of his member... ;)
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2005, 03:24:03 AM »
It\'s happened to me. Also had an uncle walk in on me.
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2005, 04:00:08 AM »
this story was funny the FIRST time it was told
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