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Offline Paul2

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« on: July 22, 2005, 11:47:36 PM »
Got it from a different forum....

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2005, 12:04:12 AM »
Hah Paul we\'ve poisoned you\'re mind.  Welcome to the perverted dark side.

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2005, 12:09:53 AM »
So now women can fight cancer AND lose weight all by swallowing? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! :D
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2005, 12:17:51 AM »
That is such a stupid ass finding. How about not having them all on the same food/exercise routines? Or not on any diet/exercise routine? And everyone\'s metabolism is different, so if they\'re doing the same exact crap...the results will vary anyway.

But yeah...this could be a good way to convince those stubborn girls to go down. :thumb:
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2005, 12:51:20 AM »
« Last Edit: July 23, 2005, 01:37:44 AM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2005, 01:10:45 AM »
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http://www.semenex.com/home.html
Just drinking a lot of fruit juice prior to an oral activity with a female will "sweeten the deal"...it really isn\'t anything complicated.

And that is f^cking disgusting. Anyone who buys that is a dipsh^t.

And there\'s nudity on that site...you tard ass.
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2005, 01:36:17 AM »
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Just drinking a lot of fruit juice prior to an oral activity with a female will "sweeten the deal"...it really isn\'t anything complicated.


Heard that before about juice.Pineapple juice specifically

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And that is f^cking disgusting. Anyone who buys that is a dipsh^t.


Dont look at me :gay:


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And there\'s nudity on that site...you tard ass. [/B]


Didnt know the "nudity" in that site was that offensive.I ll edit it then
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2005, 02:24:49 AM »
Sex in general keeps weight off.
Need proof?
When I was active sexually, I stayed around 170, then when I went thru my dry spell, I went up to 185. Went back to sex , around five times a day and within a few weeks I was back down to 170, where I have stayed, well, \'till she got pregnant, now its once every two days and I am slowly gaining weight.
Damn her.
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2005, 05:38:29 AM »
Damn her?

Damn YOU.She didnt get pregnant by herself :laughing:
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2005, 06:49:08 AM »
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Damn her?

Damn YOU.She didnt get pregnant by herself :laughing:


Yeah , well, how much trouble is it to ask for someone to lay still and act bored?
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2005, 09:28:15 AM »
Yeah, "act."

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2005, 11:02:00 AM »
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Yeah , well, how much trouble is it to ask for someone to lay still and act bored?
Or birth control and the use of a condom.
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2005, 11:48:49 AM »
Health food stores should go the way of sperm banks. Pretty soon I\'ll be able to quit my job. Supply and demand.

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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2005, 12:51:16 PM »
MM has known about this since stonehenge was built.

(That\'s why he\'s so slim)
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2005, 02:44:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Sex in general keeps weight off.
Need proof?
When I was active sexually, I stayed around 170, then when I went thru my dry spell, I went up to 185. Went back to sex , around five times a day and within a few weeks I was back down to 170, where I have stayed, well, \'till she got pregnant, now its once every two days and I am slowly gaining weight.
Damn her.


And also your wrist muscles strengthened too :p
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