Author Topic: Man dies after 50 hours of gaming (Read 1186 times)

Titan · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:28:29 PM »

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Originally posted by GmanJoe
April 1984.

I was in 11th grade. My parents were abroad, my girlfriend slept over and we both had sex. She left for school, I stayed home, my other girlfriend (my girlfriend\'s friend) snuck over. We had sex. She left, I went to up a couple floors to bang a semi-ugly college chick with a great body who was my fuck buddy and I did her for a while and went back down to my place. Later in the afternoon, my girl cousin shows up with her friend who had a crush on me, my cousin leaves and the girl and I do it (after a long ass makeout session).

Evening, I drive over to my uncles job and drive him home. When we get there, his young girlfriend is there waiting for him. They both start drinking heavily while I watch TV, my uncle passes out and the drunk ass bitch wants to give me a blowjob. I let her, of course. I do her doggy but I have no more to unload so she\'s having the most orgasmic moment of her life but I\'m freakin\' too tired to keep going. So we stop and I go home. She stunk like beer. Yuck.

I get home, my girlfriend is in the apartment waiting for me. Damn...actually, that\'s 5 different girls. Not 6. Coz girl1 and Girl6 are the same. Oh well. I told you my teenage and college life was like a long porn movie.

« **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:38:25 PM »

people that try to brag about their made-up sexual escapades on the internet is kinda sad...

But maybe that\'s just me

« **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2005, 01:35:28 PM »

You guys need to

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Evi · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2005, 03:18:47 PM »

^^^^^

That is one butt-ugly mofo.

GmanJoe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2005, 04:09:01 PM »

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Originally posted by THX
You guys need to

Never doubt filipino c0ck

Damn right! My dick is solid steel and sex appeal!

Titan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2005, 06:14:36 PM »

videoholic · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2005, 06:25:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Sara
The technical term for this...is Butterface.

We call chicks like this Michigan.

Nice uniforms, but ugly helmet.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2005, 06:23:00 AM »

HA!!!!!!!!!

BTW, I had the same psychedelic lamp as that ogre.

When I was 18, my 16 year old GF\'s parents went out of town, and I seriously banged her 7 times in 24 hours. Same scenario... firirng blanks at the end. I think everybody has at least one escapade like that.... unless you\'re vapor...

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2005, 07:06:54 AM »

one day at band camp.............

GmanJoe · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2005, 07:39:43 AM »

Vapor is the future poster child for "40 year old virgin".

« **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2005, 02:11:22 PM »

I wonder if the family will sue, saying the videogame was "addictive".

?

« **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2005, 06:21:54 PM »

Uh... no. Crap like that doesn\'t fly in Korea.

Titan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2005, 06:33:39 PM »

You can only sue that easily in America.

GmanJoe · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2005, 05:54:22 AM »

In America, you can sue a shopping mall if you slip on someone else\'s mess (eg spilled drink).

In Korea and the rest of the world, you slip and hurt yerself, you\'re expected to get up and move on.

« **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2005, 10:08:26 AM »

Im sure you were all born an raised in Korea too, hmm?

Hello

Author Topic: Man dies after 50 hours of gaming (Read 1186 times)