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Offline SwifDi
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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2005, 11:45:16 AM »
happy birthday!

terikayi drumstick? its where you\'re fucking a chick while chewing tobacco, and then pull out your dick, spit on it, and put it back in her vagina... i hear it burns.
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2005, 12:11:42 PM »
wtf dude?
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2005, 01:18:32 PM »
Happy Birthday ! :bounce:
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2005, 01:54:30 PM »
Happy Birthday

Over the hill yet?
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2005, 08:01:59 PM »
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Happy Birthday

Over the hill yet?


hey look! its a faggot!
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2005, 01:49:58 AM »
Happy motherf^cking Birthday LIC. Hope you\'ve got many years left. Good luck with the whole fam thing.
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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2005, 02:02:38 AM »
Well, \'bout to drive nine hours to see Tori Amos. God, I hate road trips sometimes. But you know you have a keeper when your fiance buys you the He-man DVD set and tickets to see Tori Amos.

There is something strangely comforting and empowering about getting a blowjob while a cartoon man screams, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I AM HE-MAN".


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Happy motherf^cking Birthday LIC. Hope you\'ve got many years left. Good luck with the whole fam thing.


Thanks a lot.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2005, 02:04:35 AM by Living-In-Clip »
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2005, 02:10:12 AM »
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But you know you have a keeper when your fiance buys you the He-man DVD set and tickets to see Tori Amos.
What\'s his name?
« Last Edit: August 13, 2005, 02:21:58 AM by Living-In-Clip »
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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2005, 02:22:31 AM »
Lewis.
He\'s dreamy, even shaves his ass.

*swoons*
:p

(p.s - didn\'t mean to edit your post, clicked wrong button, Sorry Sam, I restored it)
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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2005, 02:49:22 AM »
LIC, if you were any more of a cunt, I\'d stick my dick in you.

Oh hell, who am I kidding, I\'d do it regardless.
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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2005, 07:14:55 AM »
I wouldn\'t drive 9 minutes to see that emotional trainwreck...But I would enjoy a BJ whilst watching he-man.
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2005, 01:25:53 AM »
I think if you can blow your load with He-Man in your face, you have to have a long hard look at yourself.
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« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2005, 03:22:46 AM »
only if you look like he-man too ;)
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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2005, 03:35:29 AM »
... just shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2005, 05:58:06 AM »
Bunch of cocks is what you all are.

no jokes here
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