Worst Restaurant Experience - Well maybe not, but it sucked!!

[videoholic]

OK, so Logan and I get seated.

10 minutes later, still sitting there.  I have my half empty glass of margarita waiting to be filled.

Logan has to go piss.  I tell him to wait a couple minutes.  We do and still has to pee.

We go to the restroom.  

So we\'ve been there for at least 10 minutes.  Probably more like 15 with nothing.  

We come back from the restroom and our table was cleared.

OK.  Now I know bus boys are not a sign of intelligence because we\'ve all been there, but when there is a half empty glass of Margarita, still rolled silverware and freaking menus on the table, would you not think someone was sitting there?

So I of course made them feel like shit and they gave me a new presidente margarita (But the fuckers put salt on the glass.  FUCK!!!) and gave Logan a new drink.

10 minutes later we still haven\'t gotten our orders taken.

Finally I flagged the chick who helped me with my margarita and I said, "What the fuck?"

She was very apologetic and took my order.  

Then the main dude comes to our table and tells me that he is personally seeing our order is put through fast as possible.  I then go jerk off.

We get our order pretty darn quick, but my silverware is still in the fucking bus boys dirty tub.  So I sit there for several minutes with my prompt food getting cold while I wait for someone to ask for some silverware.

I finally get up on my own and get it my self.

Main dude offers us a dessert.  I told him no thanks.

We eat.

Logan spills some fajita on himself.

Main dude was there almost immediately wiping Logan up.  Classic.

What a puss.  I hate people who kiss ass.

Finish our meal and pay (I tipped because it wasn\'t the waitresses fault)

Main dude brings Logan a gift certificate for a free kids meal next time we come.  

I then go jerk off again.



OK, tell me your story.

[Paul2]

you go jerk off?

On summer vacation in 1987 USA - Lake Placid :

A restaurant named "The Golden Goose"

Restaurant dude takes meal orders. My brother and I want cola, cooled.

While settled at our table we see restaurant dude has a big furry dog which looks kinda raunchy.

Restaurant dude strokes the dog a coupla times. To our disgust and :eek:  :eek: the restaurant dude doesn\'t even wash his hands and immediately grabs cola glasses and fills those up with ice cubes all by using bare hands with which he just touched the raunchy looking dog. Yes ; his hands DID grab the icecubes and he had his raunchy fingers ON the inside of the cola drinking glasses.

New \'guests\' entered restaurant. They burped aloud before they had even aten. We never touched \'our\' cola.

I wouldn\'t be suprised if The Golden Goose is long out of biz...

:rolleyes:

One time I ordered a steak and I found a big honkin vein in the middle of it. It was horrifying.

I then jerked off.

-Dan

using the vein?

One time I was at this Italian place, and the waitress handed me a glass of water with the fattest booger I had ever seen stuck to the outside rim of it. I just got the waitress and was like, "What the hell? There\'s like a monstrous booger on my glass."

She then just picks up my glass, and fucking studies it with her eyes like she\'s checking if it is in fact, a booger. So as she turns to get me another I pretty much say that I don\'t want to drink anything anymore and it won\'t be necessary.

I wasn\'t too much of a pussy though, because I still ordered my meal... which was appropriately named, "Meatball Avalanche"

It gets to the table and like I\'m moving it about with my fork since the place had totally lost my confidence, and I discover that the "Meatball Avalanche" is a shitload of pasta and meatballs floating on a pond of about 2 inches-high  of grease.

Keep in mind I\'m out with all my relatives during this, and I just got up and left, told my parents I was going to eat at Taco Bell across the street. When in all actuality I snuck to the bathroom and jerked off.

[Paul2]

lol.  quite a surprise there at the end of the story.

[§ôµÏG®ïñD]

pffft, try going to a restaurant where all the food was half cooked or not at all.


wasn\'t all bad though,  a year later that placed burned down.. opps!

My \'worst\' restaurant experience wasn\'t really horrible or anything, just a tad annoying. I went to this place where I had gotten a great meal before so I ordered it again (or so I thought). Turns out it\'s a different meal and I don\'t like it much. And somehow they had gotten a zillion flies in the restaurant so I had to fight those buggers off the whole time. Then I jerked off and left.

[CHIZZY]

I was in a reataurant with my last GF and our waitress was so fucking terrible, she brought our food out, and never gave us silverware. Then we asked for ketchup, (we ordered fish n chips), and she never came back. So I got ketchup for myself, while she sat at a friend\'s table and showed them baby pix. So I left her a $1 tip, and we got up to leave. My gf went to the lou, and the waitress followed her in there and threw the crumpled up dollar in her face and called her every name in the book. I got wind of this and got the manager, and he made her apologise to us, which she did, begrudgingly. Then he said, "get yer shit, and get the fuck out of here, you\'re fired." Then she started trying to claw out my GF\'s eyes, and the cops were called. The cops showed up and held her mouth open while I jerked off into it.

9 Years ago , my wife and i went to kennebunkport for a weekend and went to a place called aquarius, best food ever. So we went back athe next year and the place had changed hands, but we decided to go in anyways.We were seated and had to wait 50 minutes before we saw the waiter, in that time we saw 5 couples come in eat and leave before they took our order. My wife was absolutlly rip sh *>+ Neadless to say we never went back, never got a sorry or a break on the check.Oh yeah the food sucked.

And you didn\'t even jerkoff???

[GmanJoe]

Me and my wife were eating at a steak house when the cieling tile collapses into the table next to us. Cork flew everywhere.

It was raining that day and I guess there was a leak. We left.

I was at a somewhat nice italian restaurant in Topeka, KS about 4 years ago.  while waiting for the waitress to take our order, the approx 5 year old kid at the table behind us puked up his entire meal.  

He then jerked off, but was shooting blanks due to his previous sexual escapades that day.

We never got waited on, so we left.

Well swidi its like this i was not happy so they did not deserve to see mr happy