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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
« on: October 11, 2005, 03:22:24 PM »
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Offline Blade
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 03:27:28 PM »
Excuse me? What did you just say? *quickly backhands you into and over a table*
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 03:30:31 PM »
Oh give me a break, the guy is way outta shape.And looks like crap
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 03:41:44 PM »
A friend of mine used to manage his band.


My friend and Steven Segal are both tards.
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 04:26:05 PM »
hey, Steven Seagal is like, kick ass. Did you see him in on a deadly ground, or Nico, or Hard to kill.

The man is bad ass.
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Offline Evi

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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 04:27:54 PM »
Yes he\'s bad...terrible, fact.

And an ass.
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 04:56:09 PM »
I think he\'s awesome.  Frikkin break your azz in 15 places for no reason.
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 06:09:21 PM »
I hated the fat guy on MadTV who played Steven Seagal so I ended up hating Steven Seagal by proxy.

Other than that, I have nothing against the guy.
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 08:41:07 PM »
there are Steven Segal fans?

anyways, i\'ve heard that SS is a womanizer but fails terribly and gets rejected by half the co-stars hes tried to put the moves one.

Meh.
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 08:42:46 PM »
He\'s not really a womanizer then, now is he?
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 09:27:14 PM »
^^^If you were batting .500 in the pros you would be MVP.
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 09:36:03 PM »
I prefer Van Damme.



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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 09:42:37 PM »
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He\'s not really a womanizer then, now is he?


no...no he is not.

but imagine for a second being hit on by steven segal... I bet your penis just contracted itself back inside your body.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 10:04:10 PM »
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I bet your penis just contracted itself back inside your body.
Kind of like a dog...

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I prefer Van Damme
That is the gayest pic of God Da...I mean Van Damme I\'ve ever seen. *shrugs* He almost looks like a transvestite or something in that pic. Where do you find this crap?
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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 11:05:41 PM »
I wonder if Steven Seagal is as "good" at martial arts as he  appears to be in his movies.

Anyways that guy has no acting talent and his movies are all the same.

And his face.....always the same expression.Its like there is always a sun in front of his face.Even at night. :laughing:


I remember a scene from a movie of his, he was in a cathedral or a church or something.He was standing like 10 meters away from the guy he was talking to and he was whispering.
The other guy must had had super hearing abilities because he was replying back to him :laughing:
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