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Offline Eiksirf
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« on: October 13, 2005, 03:04:51 AM »
Anybody heard anything decent lately?

For instance do you know what the difference is between a hi fi stereo and five babies?

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I don\'t have a hi fi stereo chained up in my basement.

Or, what\'s the difference between a hobo and a homo? A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 03:33:36 AM »
What did the suicide bomb instructor say to the children:

"Listen up kids, I\'m only doing this once".
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 08:11:36 AM »
An Iraqi refugee goes to the doctor not feeling well. The doctor examines him. He then tells the guy to go into the next room, piss in the bucket on the floor and then take a dump in it. After he has done this the doctor tells him to take 5 deep breaths into the bucket. Amazingly, this seems to help, and the guy\'s feeling a lot better. He asks the doctor what was wrong with him. The doctor replies: "Oh, you were just feeling homesick."
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 10:45:36 AM »
Sammy.. :)
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 02:55:05 PM »
Why did richard simmons put a nickaderm  patch on his penis ?

He wanted to cut back to two butts a day
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 03:45:56 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 06:26:17 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 06:55:26 PM »
Can we say "best video ever"? I love the CCR.
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 07:51:44 PM »
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

The live one on the bottom, eating his way out.
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2005, 02:51:36 AM »
i cant view the clip can ne1 help me
« Last Edit: October 14, 2005, 02:58:36 AM by Elite »
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2005, 12:54:42 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2005, 01:51:59 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2005, 02:05:58 PM »
NICE POST PEDOPHILE
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2005, 04:07:32 PM »
I wonder how much they would have been lauging if she had been seriously burned
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2005, 09:06:37 PM »
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NICE POST PEDOPHILE


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Is she underaged? The point of the video wasn\'t her nudity.
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