Just wanted to be the 345,389,817th person in the world to say the movie had a terrible name.
And Jumpman, you pudgie fuck. Don\'t judge me by the color of my skin. You try walking a mile in these shoes before casting stones in my direction. You walking asshole. If you were standing right in front of me right now at this exact moment, I would finger you until you bled and fell to the floor as the lifeless remains of an overweight Canadian homeboy wannabe internet tough guy who thinks he\'s smarter than everyone else so he doesn\'t even have to try. Well I\'ve got news for you Joy Boy: The world is full of people like you. Successful people need people like you to stand on so they can remain at the top. It\'s drains on society such as yourself that helps society run with such fluidity. You\'re the worm in society\'s stool, eating society\'s excrement and turning it into something that\'s useful and may one day be used and reused, only to be shat out upon people like you. And you know what the best thing about it is? Most people never know their sad, wretched predicament until someone like me comes along, and hands you a bone. Well *casually molests an orthopaedic surgen\'s 6 month old nephew* it\'s your lucky day you homosexually inclined zygotic remnant of a lifeform that was never to be. I\'ve helped you out, and I truely hope that you can use this information to better yourself, to one day become the stool that you so greedily lap up. And then onwards. To be recycled into a positive influence in a society dominated by scum, such as your family. And I tell you all this because you are, and because I love you. Please don\'t forget to validate your parking on the way out, and be patient with fellow motorists. We\'re all in this together, and the only way to get out is one at a time. And that\'s a valuable lesson for you all to learn.
