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Offline videoholic

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« on: May 25, 2006, 03:09:17 AM »
I have a self cleaning shaver.

How in the fuck does it know how dirty it is?
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 04:01:02 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 04:05:59 AM »
Clean\'s itself every day?

On a side note, is "Clean\'s" even the plural of "Clean"?
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 04:41:33 AM »
Clean is a verb. There is no plural. And even if there was, it wouldn\'t have an apostrophe in it.
 
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 04:44:23 AM »
if it\'s one of those shavers that has some type of device you put it in after use, then i\'ve seen that before,..there some type of cleaning solution in the device that automatically cleans it....but that would be too obvious and if that is the case Vid,..i would have to quote you in sayin\' "we have to give YOU an IQ test"...;)
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 07:38:01 AM »
Clean isn\'t only a verb tho, its an adjective too, you describe something as clean (adjective) so how do u describe how you did something (verb) to make it clean, maybe its an adverb! god knows, back to stuudying ugh
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 02:31:56 PM »
OK kids I guess I should have been more specific.

You put the shaver in and it analyzes the blades.  It tells you whether it\'s clean, it needs a light cleaning, heavy cleaning, or intense cleaning.

Then obviously I know how it cleans it.  It has a solution.


My question is.  

How the fuck does it know how dirty it is?
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 03:06:37 PM »
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OK kids I guess I should have been more specific.

You put the shaver in and it analyzes the blades.  It tells you whether it\'s clean, it needs a light cleaning, heavy cleaning, or intense cleaning.

Then obviously I know how it cleans it.  It has a solution.


My question is.  

How the fuck does it know how dirty it is?


Because its smart.
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 04:39:18 PM »
Sensors.

It just cleans it everytime. That light/heavy/etc. cleaning is bs most likely, its going to put the same amount of washing power into it no matter how dirty it is.

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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 05:00:21 PM »
I think (e) is right.

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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 05:16:56 PM »
No he is not right.  It takes much longer to clean it depending on how much stubble is in the shaver.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 05:26:16 PM »
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No he is not right.  It takes much longer to clean it depending on how much stubble is in the shaver.


Why, do you sit there with a stopwatch? :p
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 05:38:39 PM »
It shines a light on the blade, the more lilght that is reflected back the cleaner it is. If hardly any is reflected or none at all then that\'s a very dirty razor.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2006, 06:07:44 PM »
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No he is not right.  It takes much longer to clean it depending on how much stubble is in the shaver.

Check your PM\'s jerk.

And I refuse to accept technology.

Your razor is the devil.
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2006, 06:13:43 PM »
What kind of razor do you have?

You must\'ve spent way too much money on this thing.
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