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Offline Riku
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« on: May 25, 2006, 02:36:06 PM »
I\'m sorry but I just have to share these in case some of you missed them.  Those who watched the Sony E3 conference will get the most out of it.  (oh, and if you lighten up you\'ll realize just how funny it all is...

Youtube Sony conference in a nutshell





http://www.myspace.com/nrxic  <----- classic
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 02:43:37 PM »
*sheesh*

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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 02:46:22 PM »
i like the whole \'no cheesy gimmicks\' and then the whole slew of gimmicks sony has released.

either way, i am still holding onto this reserve slip for my 60GB PS3
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 02:52:47 PM »
Heh, I\'ve heard about that but that\'s the first time I\'ve watched it.

It wasn\'t that funny though, I doubt the Japanese find it very humorous that they lost so many men in the early 20s to the attack of the giant crab.

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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 03:21:37 PM »
funny how people get so passionate about gaming systems, like you HAVE to choose a certain one.

The 360 launched with nothing special at all.  The best games for it are still available on the PC.  COD2, Oblivion, GRAW...

Bottom line is if you can\'t afford it don\'t buy it.  We all KNOW the PS3 will have kickass games.  Just about every developer will be making titles for it.

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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 03:41:47 PM »
You must be smoking something potent, Riku.

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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 04:27:54 PM »
Only funny part was at the end "I\'m gonna beat you... and it\'s gonna hurt, because...I don\'t know."  The rest of the video would have been funny if the point it was trying to make was valid.  "Go buy Wii and 360 for $600 because the PS3 has no good launch games!!"  Wow,  what devestating logic

Want something funny?  Show any video clip of Bill Gate\'s mug during the MS press conference.  

Want something funnier?  Show the 30 second \'clip\' of Halo 3
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 05:00:52 PM »
yeah their conference was pretty embarrasing

i liked the rhino
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 05:26:48 PM »
If you can\'t find humor in this then it\'s an obvious sign you fanboys need to lighten up.

How can you not find it funny how he says "Ridge Racer" with no crowd reaction, then he says "Riiiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrrrrrrrrr" and one lone person hollars out from the audience?  Or the Japanese history thing.  that\'s just classic.  or how they say they don\'t have any gimmicks, but follow up with some kind of accessory to lay down cards?!  lol.

It\'s all as funny as Robbie Bach of Xbox jumping up and down like a loon yelling "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"...god, I wish I could find that clip.  Or when an Xbox crashed at one of the TGS or E3\'s last year (or maybe it was the year before).

Bad things happen, and if you can\'t laugh at it then I feel sorry as fuck for you.  Sony had a bad press conference.  Get over it and laugh at it.  It\'s not as if E3 really matters anyway.  

clowd, Bill Gates obviously doesn\'t belong on a stage.  I laughed at how scripted he was during their conference.  The Halo 3 was longer than 30 seconds, and it had a very positive reaction.  It, like the unplayable Forza 2 and Fable 2 trailers, were only meant to confirm their existence (sp?).  A lot of people are excited...it worked.
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 05:47:41 PM »
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Bad things happen, and if you can\'t laugh at it then I feel sorry as fuck for you.  .


Thank you for your sympathy

E3 \'06

Nintendo > Sony > Microsoft

Looks like some fanboy got upset and made this video.  We got to see realtime game footage of Sony\'s biggest games,  FFXIII and MGS4.  

All MS fans got was a fake tattoo of a multi-platform GTA4 and a,  well,  \'45\' second clip of Halo 3 that showed nothing,  and prerendered footage of forza 2 and fable 2.

And somehow somebody saw the need to laugh at Sony?

The jokes on you

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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 05:51:12 PM »
wtf is so funny about the "ridge racer" thing?

you people never play the original ridge racer?
he  said it exactly like the announcer in the game
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 05:59:13 PM »
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wtf is so funny about the "ridge racer" thing?

you people never play the original ridge racer?
he said it exactly like the announcer in the game


that nobody cared.

you I don\'t feel sorry for.  I\'m just sorry for anyone who actually has to be around you.

it\'s hilarious.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 06:04:49 PM »
Quote from: clowd
Thank you for your sympathy

E3 \'06

Nintendo > Sony > Microsoft

Looks like some fanboy got upset and made this video.  We got to see realtime game footage of Sony\'s biggest games,  FFXIII and MGS4.  

All MS fans got was a fake tattoo of a multi-platform GTA4 and a,  well,  \'45\' second clip of Halo 3 that showed nothing,  and prerendered footage of forza 2 and fable 2.

And somehow somebody saw the need to laugh at Sony?

The jokes on you


upset?  no, really, it\'s funny.  lol.  Read ANY game journalists site and you\'ll see a fair divide between Microsoft and Nintendo as to who "won" E3.  In fact, the only criticism Microsoft received across the board was that the Xbox was basically dead.  Sony was only criticized.

doesn\'t really matter what they think though.  if you think Sony was good then go with that.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2006, 06:12:16 PM »
no body cared, cause half the people in the room probably never played the original ridge racer, and the other half didn\'t recognize it was the in game announcer\'s voice.
obviously you never have either.

pathetic, honestly.
bunch of talking heads that just giggle at any little anti- sony rumor you read online.

noone "won" E3, it\'s all bullshit
sales = king like always

nintendo, microsoft, sony?  who fucking cares.
play your console of your liking, and stfu already
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2006, 06:15:57 PM »
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no body cared, cause half the people in the room probably never played the original ridge racer, and the other half didn\'t recognize it was the in game announcer\'s voice.
obviously you never have either.

pathetic, honestly.
bunch of talking heads that just giggle at any little anti- sony rumor you read online.

noone "won" E3, it\'s all bullshit
sales = king like always


most everyone has heard of ridge racer, it\'s been around long enough.  I\'ve played several of them.

judging by media reaction, their was a winner of E3.  and as I said before, E3 really doesn\'t matter.
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