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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #90 on: July 29, 2006, 03:53:53 PM »
What?

He\'s not my favourite whiney ass.

And speaking of which, I\'ve been experiencing some unusual happenings of late in regards to my own rear-end. After falling down 3 flights of stairs the other afternoon, I noticed that I was completely paralysed from the shoes down. I decided I should see a doctor almost immediately (after House finished, and I gobbled down the last remnants of a 6 year-old vegetarian burrito with beef, turkey, chicken, fish, pork, and my own feces preserved in a diaper from when I was just a wee lad of 15 years old - oh, I also showered, shaved and ate 3 more burritos and spent 15 minutes playing with my cumerbund). On the way, I wa stopped by 12 youths dressed in tight leather who asked me if I would like to try some of their Gaterade. Now, I wasn\'t particularly thirsty, but there was something inviting in the way they spoke to me. Their constantly making gestures of familiarity by touching my arm, groping my now elongated penis and laughing whenever I mentioned the word "emulsify". Hahaha, oh how we laughed when I explained to them how to make mayonaise! Regardless, I woke up in a dumpster covered in presumably (someone elses) pubic hair.

To cut a short story long, I next went to shit and blew out a massive stream of milky discharge. It tasted a little bitter, and a little bit like my own poo. The doctor laughed at me and mentioned something about "sherpes" or something. I don\'t know he had a lisp. Does anyone know what may have happens.

I also left some potatos boiling in a pot before I left. They burnt to shit. Anyone have some spare potatos.

I\'m so lonely.

And a little aroused.

But mostly I\'m around.

And a little FANTASTIC.

heh. Emulsify.

NDSOGHKGFLehfrsejdjfre

Goodbye.

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« Reply #91 on: July 29, 2006, 04:27:05 PM »
I hate you.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #92 on: July 29, 2006, 07:17:29 PM »
I hate you all...
Well, \'cept ...

Bobo, Luke, Jumpy, nO-One, Sammy , Eik and Blade.


Yeah, the rest of you suck donkey dick.

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« Reply #93 on: July 29, 2006, 07:39:18 PM »
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Hey, look, it\'s a post from your favorite whiney ass.

Yay!
If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, you have a permanently fucked up and contorted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own ego that it\'s almost impossible for you to retort with anything halfway intelligent. Get over yourself. It\'s really time that you grow up. You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer. As if the internet somehow demeans an individual and that they must be a person with no life. Yet you seem to think that you have more life experience than anyone else in here and that your word is the final word above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re something special that everyone must bow down to or we must fear your ignorant wrath of idiotic retorts. I don\'t dislike anyone in here, but reading your posts has over time started to nauseate me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. You aren\'t better than anyone else and your opinions aren\'t better either. You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning new things. Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. It\'s getting old.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 07:48:21 PM by Evi »

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« Reply #94 on: July 29, 2006, 10:31:33 PM »
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If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, blah blah blah torted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own blahdy blahdy blahdy blah it\'s almost impossible for you to realise that I\'m actually a homosexual with a halfway erect phallus blah blah blah. Get over your blah bblahblahj blippetty blippetty blah blah. It\'s really time that you wash your pubic hair intently I know what it\'s like to have smelly pubic hair. You think that because blah blah blah makes flamboyantly gay gesture that this somehow makes them less of a croatian diplomat than the average non swedish ad hoc committee member. As if blowing a cat somehow demystifies the notion that cats semen removes wrinkles from your ballsack, believe me IT DOESN\'T WORK though the skin around my eyes is SILKY SMOOTH mmm blah blah blah an individual and that they must be a person with no DICK HUR HUR HUR. blah blah blah blah blah obviously gay subtext in this passage of writing blah blah blah homosexual connotations present here blah blah blah here blah blah and most noticably here blah blah above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re a golden rod of integrity for me to insert up my dull brown anus of infidelity. Besides, I really simply must bow downand suck your presumably massive dick (I decided that it must be huge due to how you write to others on the internet with the confidence of a man who can sate any womans avarice for a hot slather of meat) blah blah blah. I realize pretty much everyone dislikes me and all the ignorant masses that I\'ve given a face to, but but but but but but but reading your posts has over time started to nI\'ll just mis-spell heaps of words in an attempt to speak at an intelligence level above my own level blah blah blah insert poorly spelled faux-supersillous sentiment here blah blah blah me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck everyones dick. You are one of the most beautiful human beings I\'ve ever come over. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning nehow to perform fellatio underwater (in 12 second bursts, I\'ve found!). Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. I\'m getting horny.



You know, that\'s probably the best post I\'ve ever read of yours.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 10:33:25 PM by Bobs_Hardware »

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« Reply #95 on: July 29, 2006, 10:41:28 PM »
How long did it take you to write that?

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« Reply #96 on: July 29, 2006, 11:13:38 PM »
I dunno.. four minutes?

The better question would be: How long did it take you to read that?

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« Reply #97 on: July 29, 2006, 11:59:02 PM »
I went cross-eyed halfway through it, but it was funny. :)

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« Reply #98 on: July 30, 2006, 12:47:41 AM »
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If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, you have a permanently fucked up and contorted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own ego that it\'s almost impossible for you to retort with anything halfway intelligent. Get over yourself. It\'s really time that you grow up. You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer. As if the internet somehow demeans an individual and that they must be a person with no life. Yet you seem to think that you have more life experience than anyone else in here and that your word is the final word above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re something special that everyone must bow down to or we must fear your ignorant wrath of idiotic retorts. I don\'t dislike anyone in here, but reading your posts has over time started to nauseate me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. You aren\'t better than anyone else and your opinions aren\'t better either. You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning new things. Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. It\'s getting old.


Oh cry me a fuckin\' river. Waaaa - I nauseate you. Whoopie-doo, I don\'t care. My post count is higher than your\'s, there is proof alone that I am the most intelligent one. Which means, only Vid and MM are more intelligent than me. I\'m sorry you\'re an idiot. Post more!
;)


Bobo is right though, that\'s the best post you\'ve ever made...It\'s still garbage though.
:)
« Last Edit: July 30, 2006, 12:50:41 AM by Living-In-Clip »

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« Reply #99 on: July 30, 2006, 01:02:57 AM »
It really wasn\'t all that. I disagree with some of it and the rest is simply flat out wrong. First couple of lines is just mere insults then this, "You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer.", which is pure nonsense and you\'d have to be an idiot to think that.

Secondly, when you say shit like, "You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across." And apply it to LIC and not me, I am deeply offended by your utter disregard for what is blatently obvious. You might as well direct that whole post at me minus the internet bit because that is exactly how I feel about myself. God I\'m amazing, who else has quotes about them in their signature and writes "Legendary Poster" by their name. No one, because no one else is so certain of their own greatness that they have the right to do so.

I don\'t think I\'m better than all you, I know it! Losers. Except Vid cause you know he seems to have a lot of money. I want more own speedboat too you know.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #100 on: July 30, 2006, 01:09:03 AM »
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stfu!
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« Reply #101 on: July 30, 2006, 01:09:36 AM »
How can you compare the "legendary poster" to the "ULTIMATE BADASS", Jumpman?

There\'s no comparison.

What\'s your address? I dare you to tell me! \'cos if you do, I will come to your house and molest you.

And that\'s a fact you can bank on.

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« Reply #102 on: July 30, 2006, 01:10:54 AM »
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It really wasn\'t all that. I disagree with some of it and the rest is simply flat out wrong. First couple of lines is just mere insults then this, "You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer.", which is pure nonsense and you\'d have to be an idiot to think that.

Secondly, when you say shit like, "You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across." And apply it to LIC and not me, I am deeply offended by your utter disregard for what is blatently obvious. You might as well direct that whole post at me minus the internet bit because that is exactly how I feel about myself. God I\'m amazing, who else has quotes about them in their signature and writes "Legendary Poster" by their name. No one, because no one else is so certain of their own greatness that they have the right to do so.

I don\'t think I\'m better than all you, I know it! Losers. Except Vid cause you know he seems to have a lot of money. I want more own speedboat too you know.


Give him a break.

He\'s still gay in the closet and this is the only place he has to come to. Let him vent and cry, it\'s all he is good at.

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« Reply #103 on: July 30, 2006, 11:26:22 AM »
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stfu!
I agree.


Oh and my apologies, Jumpman.

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« Reply #104 on: July 30, 2006, 12:05:48 PM »
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I agree.


Oh and my apologies, Jumpman.

Glad you agree, but you need to take your mouth off Souly\'s nutsack for five mintues.

 

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