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Offline Evi

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« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2006, 06:02:05 PM »
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking,  quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
 
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.

In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
I was going to reply to his post saying that you were going to say you were perfect, but I held back. I guess my theory was correct.

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« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2006, 06:55:31 PM »
Well then jump man may i shake your pefect friggin hand there sir. Never met a perfect person before. Last i checked there was only one and they murdered him 2000 years ago.

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« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2006, 07:43:14 PM »
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Well then jump man may i shake your pefect friggin hand there sir. Never met a perfect person before. Last i checked there was only one and they murdered him 2000 years ago.


that son of a bitch molested my great great great great great great grand uncle..



you take things too seriously.
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« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2006, 08:04:59 PM »
Whatever i cant friggin win

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« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2006, 08:36:57 PM »
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LOL.  Nice comeback.:applause:


Whhy thiank you. I pug a lot of thought into my comebacks
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« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2006, 10:20:11 PM »
Yeah, I once came on a pugs back,

*wait* huh....

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« Reply #156 on: September 15, 2006, 12:11:00 AM »
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Whhy thiank you. I pug a lot of thought into my comebacks
Are you drunk again?

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« Reply #157 on: September 15, 2006, 12:25:08 AM »
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking,  quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
 
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.

In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.


the law of gravity is not an accepted truth! Ask einstein, he should know ;)
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #158 on: September 15, 2006, 01:32:25 PM »
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Are you drunk again?


I guess I was, lol. I was extremely drunk last night. I was drinking until 3. I sleep in a lofted bed. I couldn\'t believe I made it up there last night.
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« Reply #159 on: September 22, 2006, 11:17:39 AM »
Well tuesday morning is the date for my next surgery.I get the next beclofen pump put in to control the spasms in my leg.

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« Reply #160 on: September 22, 2006, 12:19:53 PM »
well good luck and hope everything goes well for you.

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« Reply #161 on: September 22, 2006, 01:16:08 PM »
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Well tuesday morning is the date for my next surgery.I get the next beclofen pump put in to control the spasms in my leg.


I wish you the best of luck and I hope everything goes swimmingly.
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"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #162 on: September 24, 2006, 03:12:49 PM »
Thanks guys im hoping this time there are no problems with it

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« Reply #163 on: September 24, 2006, 11:26:48 PM »
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking,  quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
 
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.

In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.

A perfect man is a man that needs not tell the world how perfect he is.  You are far from perfect, but hey...  


































...we can dream!
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« Reply #164 on: September 25, 2006, 11:39:53 AM »
By your definition anyone who says he isn\'t perfect is perfect.

Such an idiot GOSH.
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

 

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