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Offline Eiksirf
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Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
« on: November 23, 2006, 05:03:01 PM »
Damn indians didn\'t know what hit em!

What did you guys do today, anything? I just had some awesome dinner and played Wii. Got pretty far in Zelda and played bowling with my parents. My dad got a 234. He\'s ridiculous.

Prolly do some shopping tomorrow for the fun of it and maybe see someone I haven\'t seen in almost a year. So it should be a nice weekend.

Here\'s something I found a google. Not funny, but new to me at least.

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You Might Be A Redneck If:

You\'ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You\'ve ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you\'ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.






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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2006, 05:10:58 PM »
This is India?

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2006, 05:44:15 PM »
I just pretty much stayed home and had relatives over. It wasn\'t too bad at all. Played Guitar Hero with my brother, cousin and my cousin\'s girlfriend. Then at dinner, me, my bro and my cousin told stories about college and college parties, lol. Our parents were not too amused especially when we talked about skipping classes and stuff. Good times.
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2006, 06:35:36 PM »
Skipping classes is stupid. Why pay if you\'re not going to go?

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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2006, 06:39:35 PM »
theres 180 school days and some classes are taught by bullshit teachers (mainly the GE classes).

skipping classes isnt always a big deal
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2006, 06:41:06 PM »
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skipping classes isnt always a big deal
If it doesn\'t affect your grade, yes.

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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2006, 07:13:06 PM »
Quit being butthurt Evi, nothing wrong with skipping a class every once and a while.

Wait, let me guess - no one loves you or cooked your pathetic little ass Turkey dinner? Good, starve you piece of shit.

:D

I just finished eating, and I\'m stuffed! I do think I just have enough room for one piece of pie.
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2006, 07:18:02 PM »
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Quit being butthurt Evi, nothing wrong with skipping a class every once and a while.
I skip classes too. If I didn\'t, I\'d be a psycho robot. I had to skip one this week because I wasn\'t ready for a test. And it\'s college. Teachers treat us like adults and if we miss a class, they don\'t hound us.


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Wait, let me guess - no one loves you or cooked your pathetic little ass Turkey dinner? Good, starve you piece of shit.
?

I had a big dinner with my family. My grandpa got up at 5am to cook the turkey all day. I was very thankful. My mom brought some awesome stuffing and everything else was damn tasty. I felt like I was going to puke because I ate so much.

And what got stuck up your ass this evening?

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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2006, 08:24:32 PM »
mmm. holiday spirit.
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2006, 09:05:22 PM »
Did Evi just contradict himself? :p

I skip classes when I need a break from school or the class. Its like a mental holiday to me. I use that time to study if I have to, relax or catch a nap. That or being sick, lol.
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2006, 12:03:55 AM »
Eating so much you want to puke = creepy and greedy.
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2006, 12:13:04 AM »
Family cooking food since the crack of dawn \'til 14 hours later = an obligation to eat their Thanksgiving feast and would be rude not to clean the plate, have seconds, etc... How the fuck is that greedy? And it was an expression...meaning very full. I wasn\'t going to puke. If I felt like that, yes...that would be creepy. I respect my family and how much work they put into the food. 14 hours of cooking equates to 30 minutes of eating. Enjoying it is a priority.

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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2006, 12:29:52 AM »
very pissy tonight...

anyway, i dont get as much out of these big feast festivals as i should.

for whatever reason, i get full really quickly whenever i eat. I dont sit down and eat 3 meals a day..i just eat small amounts all day, and for dinner i never really eat a crazy amount. Just the main thing made and a couple side things that are made.

so when cristmas er thanksgiving come i eat like a bit of everything but its impossible to stuff myself. I actually do get that feeling of puking because im so full (to most theyd probably be like 2/3rds er half done)..but then im eating some leftovers like 3 hours after dinner.

dinner was awesome anyway...main reason i love thanksgiving is because of the stuffing (the food..not the act of eating...)
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2006, 01:05:44 AM »
sloppy American?....i\'m Afri. American Biatch!...;).....heh usually me and the family would take a trip to N.C. to visit my parents, but i had to work this year..:mad:..only good thing is that it\'s double pay....so we had our first thanksgiving at the house....and the wifey really put it down. Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...and it seems that i\'ve gained some weight....i thought for the longest time that i was 185 lbs....i just recently weighed  myself and now i\'m at 205 lb..:fro:....my cowboys won earlier in the day, my thanksgiving was pretty good overall....
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 03:24:06 AM »
Quote from: Evi
Family cooking food since the crack of dawn \'til 14 hours later = an obligation to eat their Thanksgiving feast and would be rude not to clean the plate, have seconds, etc... How the fuck is that greedy? And it was an expression...meaning very full. I wasn\'t going to puke. If I felt like that, yes...that would be creepy. I respect my family and how much work they put into the food. 14 hours of cooking equates to 30 minutes of eating. Enjoying it is a priority.
My brother went to school with someone who would eat so much at Christmas, that she\'d puke. Then she\'d eat some more. I guess I just got that vibe from you. :laughing:
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